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14 years ago
this journal is more to keep my commission line in order but also to tell a hilarious story.
So yesterday I was in my room internetin' when all of a sudden I hear a loud 'eeeeeeew!' coming from my parent's room. Now my dad just got a phone with internet capabilities so this was a bad sign. Sure enough a minute later my mom comes in and says "omg look what your father saw on the internet!" and shoves the phone in my face.
on the screen was a picture of a tattoo on a dudes back of two guys having intense buttsex.
what.
So she laughs and of course runs off to show MY LITTLE BROTHER (don't worry, he's too old to be really horrified) while my dad makes jokes about the dude telling his girlfriend it's abstract art.
all I hear from my brother's room is a chuckle and 'aw come on dawg how will you ever go to the beach' because my family just doesn't give a shit about dicks.
at least it's better than the time my mom showed my sisters and I blue waffle and said "SEE! and THATS why the first date should be to the clinic!"
Family why.
also there are black widows in the spare room.
house why.
also my cat made a nest out of my covers and it is so cold and she won't move.
Lace why.
Commission stuff:
full body digital sketches (colored $15 and $5 for every additional person http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2275039/ :
bust sketches (colored $5 http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2418466/)
cutesy-poo chibi sketches (8 bucks for one character, 3 bucks for every additional character http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2775451/ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2098642/ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2268079 /) :
fancy badges $25 (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4738265/ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3542578/ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3750527/ keep in mind that these are pretty huge! like as big as 8 inches long!)
chibi badges ($10 http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3501568/)
Halloween commissions are closed :c
1.
manojalpa (full body sketches a whole bunch of peeps-waiting for refs)
2.
redpandacase (cutesy-poo 3 peeps)
3.
maynx (2 chibi badges still-waiting for refs)
4.
phantomshotgun (2 living costumes)
5.
riffti (chibi badge)
6.
sigil (living costume)
7.
teiirka (pretty pony)
8.
tato (full body colored sketch)
uaykan (living costume)
mausc (full body cool thing)
So yesterday I was in my room internetin' when all of a sudden I hear a loud 'eeeeeeew!' coming from my parent's room. Now my dad just got a phone with internet capabilities so this was a bad sign. Sure enough a minute later my mom comes in and says "omg look what your father saw on the internet!" and shoves the phone in my face.
on the screen was a picture of a tattoo on a dudes back of two guys having intense buttsex.
what.
So she laughs and of course runs off to show MY LITTLE BROTHER (don't worry, he's too old to be really horrified) while my dad makes jokes about the dude telling his girlfriend it's abstract art.
all I hear from my brother's room is a chuckle and 'aw come on dawg how will you ever go to the beach' because my family just doesn't give a shit about dicks.
at least it's better than the time my mom showed my sisters and I blue waffle and said "SEE! and THATS why the first date should be to the clinic!"
Family why.
also there are black widows in the spare room.
house why.
also my cat made a nest out of my covers and it is so cold and she won't move.
Lace why.
Commission stuff:
full body digital sketches (colored $15 and $5 for every additional person http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2275039/ :
bust sketches (colored $5 http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2418466/)
cutesy-poo chibi sketches (8 bucks for one character, 3 bucks for every additional character http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2775451/ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2098642/ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2268079 /) :
fancy badges $25 (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4738265/ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3542578/ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3750527/ keep in mind that these are pretty huge! like as big as 8 inches long!)
chibi badges ($10 http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3501568/)
Halloween commissions are closed :c
1.
manojalpa (full body sketches a whole bunch of peeps-waiting for refs)2.
redpandacase (cutesy-poo 3 peeps)3.
maynx (2 chibi badges still-waiting for refs)4.
phantomshotgun (2 living costumes)5.
riffti (chibi badge)6.
sigil (living costume)7.
teiirka (pretty pony)8.
tato (full body colored sketch)
uaykan (living costume)
mausc (full body cool thing)
come on boys, porn it up on your own devices. At least you were there to save the day :D
though the day she said "why are you drawing whore cats?" was pretty great. it wasn't even a porny commission.
I'm having this computer set on fire when I die.
I'm still interested in a chibi badge.
note me with your refs!
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she knows we can take it.
besides she's a mom. she probably knows all about the horrible things we look at online even as we try our hardest to hide them.
moms know.
0.0 holy crap.