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MFF questionnaire that no one will read :D
14 years ago
General
No, I'm not actually ATTENDING the con, but I do live remarkably close and my boyfriend wants to see some people so I will probably be kind of maybe near the premesis at some points in history. I do hate the Rosemont Convention Center with a burning, fiery passion, and I'm not so keen on cons in general, soooooooooo don't get your hopes up.
What day are you getting there and what day are you leaving?
I will probably be on-site for about 10 minutes picking people up, disappear to as far away as they'll let me get on the pretense of "a really good restaurant" (I know this GREAT diner in northwest Indiana), and then be back for about 12 seconds dropping them off, since that's how long the fuckers at the convention center will let you wait in the vehicle turnaround.
ARE THERE SMALLER CONS AROUND THE CHICAGO AREA? I'm rulll sick of MFF.
Who will you be with?
Of course
noventawolf. Otherwise TBD.
How old are you?
30.
How tall are you?
5'7" (i'm fun-sized!)
What do you look like?
Short, wiry, spiky hair, very italian, fairly ripped. cruel yet handsome mouth, smoldering eyes, the usual
What is your badge name?
Not attending the con. Might wear an Anime Central badge just to fuck with people. (it says "Koino-sama")
What do you prefer to be called?
Shep, Shepherdwolf, Sheppy, or for special treatment TRY USING MY -ACTUAL NAME-
Will you have any fursuits?
I might have pieces of some wedged in the grille of my car, if I get spooked enough on the way out of the parking lot.
Can I touch you?
Do you GENERALLY march up to angry dogs and touch them?
Can I talk to you?
Sure, what the fuck.
Are you nice?
Yes. Yes, I am.
Are you cliquey?
Not really, I'm pretty open and friendly.
Can I stalk you?
Please see my post about wanting an arch-nemesis.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Sure, provided a) you can convince me to socialize with you, and b) you don't mind Mr. Curb Rash Hyena driving us home and inevitably killing us
Do you do trades?
Uh, like at a swap meet?
Do you do commissions?
Sure, if you've got $75 lying around. Current estimate for completion is...uh...2013? lol
What should I not do around you?
OH WOW. Please see my 71-page dissertation "Furry Behaviors That Make Us The Embarrassment Of The Internet" for a more detailed response to this question. Also: I spook easily and I really do behave like a shelter dog at cons: I'm very skittish and nervous about getting into a situation I don't want to be in. I don't like crowds as a general rule, and furry crowds tend to scare the shit out of me. Also I have a pathological fear of fursuits. WONDERFUL.
What day are you getting there and what day are you leaving?
I will probably be on-site for about 10 minutes picking people up, disappear to as far away as they'll let me get on the pretense of "a really good restaurant" (I know this GREAT diner in northwest Indiana), and then be back for about 12 seconds dropping them off, since that's how long the fuckers at the convention center will let you wait in the vehicle turnaround.
ARE THERE SMALLER CONS AROUND THE CHICAGO AREA? I'm rulll sick of MFF.
Who will you be with?
Of course
noventawolf. Otherwise TBD.How old are you?
30.
How tall are you?
5'7" (i'm fun-sized!)
What do you look like?
Short, wiry, spiky hair, very italian, fairly ripped. cruel yet handsome mouth, smoldering eyes, the usual
What is your badge name?
Not attending the con. Might wear an Anime Central badge just to fuck with people. (it says "Koino-sama")
What do you prefer to be called?
Shep, Shepherdwolf, Sheppy, or for special treatment TRY USING MY -ACTUAL NAME-
Will you have any fursuits?
I might have pieces of some wedged in the grille of my car, if I get spooked enough on the way out of the parking lot.
Can I touch you?
Do you GENERALLY march up to angry dogs and touch them?
Can I talk to you?
Sure, what the fuck.
Are you nice?
Yes. Yes, I am.
Are you cliquey?
Not really, I'm pretty open and friendly.
Can I stalk you?
Please see my post about wanting an arch-nemesis.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Sure, provided a) you can convince me to socialize with you, and b) you don't mind Mr. Curb Rash Hyena driving us home and inevitably killing us
Do you do trades?
Uh, like at a swap meet?
Do you do commissions?
Sure, if you've got $75 lying around. Current estimate for completion is...uh...2013? lol
What should I not do around you?
OH WOW. Please see my 71-page dissertation "Furry Behaviors That Make Us The Embarrassment Of The Internet" for a more detailed response to this question. Also: I spook easily and I really do behave like a shelter dog at cons: I'm very skittish and nervous about getting into a situation I don't want to be in. I don't like crowds as a general rule, and furry crowds tend to scare the shit out of me. Also I have a pathological fear of fursuits. WONDERFUL.
i don't know, i suppose i'm this weird mixture of friendly and angry. basically if people aren't completely socially retarded they won't set me off. still, i do feel a little unstable at times...HENCE THE NAME HOY HOY :D
also if you look at the wordcount i'm submitting approximately 9000% more story than I am journal, so i'm not going to lose sleep over it, lol
thanks for posting, it makes me feel acknowledged :D
So...you're a Stephanie Myer vampire? No wait, you did also mention "fairly ripped"...I r confused.
I think we BOTH know I'm more of a stephanie myer werewolf...ripped as hell with a propensity for ass-hugging jean shorts. LOLOLOL GAY WEREWUFFS
man what a fucking nightmare week this was. #_# WE SURVIVED YAYYY
And you know you love us <3
...I'm sorry, what? I stopped paying attention somewhere around the words "ass-hugging."
Yeah...this week was a good deal of dumb and suck. Put like they say any good week is one that you can walk away from x_x
That might be fun! ^.^
i'm not cranky, that's just...oh wait. yes. yes i am.
it WILL be fun, SO HELP ME. you're going to get the dubious honor of clinging to the seatbelt in the backseat of the PuppyBox while I roar through suburban Chicago at speeds so fast the GPS can't keep up.
HOW FUN FOR YOU
And then on every post I ever make on MotorFurs again you can say "DON'T LISTEN TO HIM HE'S A FUCKING MADMAN."
also if either of you has some kind of eardrum that that will be aggravated by a subwoofer the size of a fire hydrant I need to know, like, NOW.
And besides, it already seems to very clear that you're a madman, why would I have to tell other people? XD
I'll just... fill my ears with beeswax or something.
IN ESCALADES
YEAH
SO THERE
i always thought you were all big and tall and older.
well..
..you are older.
chronologically-speaking.
.
but we're about the same size, if i don't have a couple of extra pounds of "lovin'" around my belly.
do you have that 71-page dissertation somewhere?
(i reck'n i'll find this out before you respond anyway, if you do..)