- Where are you staying?
home

- What day are you getting there?
wh...b-but, i'm here already

- Who will you be rooming with?
myself and a bottle of gin

- Who will you hanging with?
some people who arent going to MFF

- Are there any panels you might be attending?
i normally dont do panels anyway. gets in the way of drinkin..i mean, homework.

- Will you be suiting?
yup. as a normal everyday civilian

- Do you have a "mate"? Are you looking for one?
no..NO.

- Will you be selling at the con?
by proxy, maybe

- Do you do free art?
nahh

- Do you do trades?
depends what you got to trade.

- Do you do badges?
fuck yes. i LOVE doing badges.

- What is your gender?
lady parts.

- How old are you?
old enough to kick your ass

- Can I talk to you?
YES. i love people

- Can I touch you?
uhhh...that sounds creepy. i like hugs, but..

- How can I find you?
*looks at her own user name. then stares at you*

- Can I visit your room?
thats a bit of a stretch.

- Can I buy you drinks?
only if i see them made.

- Can I give you stuff?
i'd rather not, just because i'd feel pressured into returning the favour

- Can I hug or snuggle with you?
hugs only.

- Are you nice?
FUCK NO.
i mean, yes.
yes was the right answer, right?

- How long are you going?
going to the con? i'm not. why would you think im going to MFF?

- If I see you, how should I get your attention?
kick the back of my legs out (if you think you CAN!).
then we battle.

- Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
at work (whether it be at home or at a con, im ALWAYS at work...)

- What/where will you be eating?
food and places with food. probably out of my fridge.

- Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
how the fuck did you get in my house?

- Can I look in your sketchbook?
what?! when did you even get in here?!

- Can I draw in your sketchbook?
dude!! put my fucking shit down and get outta my house! awww that was my GOOD pencil.

- Can I take your picture?
FUCK NO! are you using my camera too!? put that shit down and get the fuck outta my house before i call the bloody police.



[tl;dr - not going]