Oh my god lol, someone actually said this to me on reddit
14 years ago
I had replied to someone's comment on a Rick Perry themed thread about how pissed I was that he cut the funding for planned parenthood in Texas and now I have to pay for birth control. Which sucks because I don't make a lot of money and I have a very active sex life. Anyway, I comment and get this reply. It's fucking priceless.
"Condoms can't be that expensive, right? I havn't priced the things in years, but they can't be more than a couple bucks for a pack. (Like, $5 for about three actually.)
I'd say the government should still be able to fund that, especially given the amount of money saved on medical costs, but as we know birth control falls into a moral gray area...
When I was your age, I asked God for guidance and He told me that I did not need birth control. If it was in His plan for me to get pregnant, then it would happen no matter my choice, and if not then I would be safe with or without murder pills.
You do know how "the pill" works right??? It's a chemical substance which seeks out your unborn children and dissolves their brains in acid??? So that's what the world has come to??? We have to dissolve our babies in acid rather than loving them as Jesus intended???
It's no wonder we have so much cancer, what with baby murder and Obama rampant.... I'll pray for you, no matter how many unborn babies you've dissolved with murder-pills Jesus will take you back... Thank God for Rick Perry putting an end to this madness, bless him!"
"Condoms can't be that expensive, right? I havn't priced the things in years, but they can't be more than a couple bucks for a pack. (Like, $5 for about three actually.)
I'd say the government should still be able to fund that, especially given the amount of money saved on medical costs, but as we know birth control falls into a moral gray area...
When I was your age, I asked God for guidance and He told me that I did not need birth control. If it was in His plan for me to get pregnant, then it would happen no matter my choice, and if not then I would be safe with or without murder pills.
You do know how "the pill" works right??? It's a chemical substance which seeks out your unborn children and dissolves their brains in acid??? So that's what the world has come to??? We have to dissolve our babies in acid rather than loving them as Jesus intended???
It's no wonder we have so much cancer, what with baby murder and Obama rampant.... I'll pray for you, no matter how many unborn babies you've dissolved with murder-pills Jesus will take you back... Thank God for Rick Perry putting an end to this madness, bless him!"
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Thats all i heard. That person is weird.
I had some crazy religious DRUNK person tell me the world was ending and he couldnt wait to see god in 2012. Yep cashiers meet weird people.
In short, weird person was weird.
FUCK YOU RICK PERRY! You're an inconvenience!
Plus her facts on BC were total horse shit. Dissolving the brain of my unborn baby with acid? LOL. I get this funny feeling that acid would burn me too. And Birth control prevents conception, there is no brain to dissolve I never get pregnant in the first place.
but yeah paying for BC sucks :c
DAMN. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THAT DOES TO THE REST OF YOUR BODY THEN?