These are the new character ideas for my comady sketches. Let me know what you think/if they would kick ass in public/ would get me arrested. I'll give you a very brief description or some lines we though of.

John and Terry the useless robbers

The Furry Missionary shinning the everlasting light of our floofy lawd

Old man Jackson - "Now where are those children? I got some lollies in ma van for them!"

John Middleson, Channel 5 News reporter

Dr Suchon - "DID YOU SHOVE ANYTHING UP YOUR ASSHOLE?!?! NO? WORTH A TRY"