Yeah, you kind of suck at being subtle.

I especially like how you darted out of your class the day after you realized I walk by it before you’re out and stole awkward glances at me the entire time you walked ten feet away.

Three times today, faggot. Three fucking times you tried to sneak your ass around and kind of watch what I’m doing out of the corner of your eye. One time we made eye contact and I smiled and you kind of bit your lip and looked away.

You cute fucker. Stop being so shitty at socialization and I’ll try too.