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100 useless things about me
14 years ago
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1. How old will you be in five years?
25
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
My roommate? I mean...I kinda live with them.
3. How tall are you?
5'1"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Seeing my lovely fuckface and getting my insurance letter.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Human Centipede II -yawn-
6. Who was the last person you called?
High school for transcripts.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
My sweet ever loving fuckface.
8. What was the last text message you received?
:( (My best friend's boyfriend just left her)
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Probably the college I am applying to
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Screaming at my fuckface and messing with my roommate's woozls
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Never were married
13. What time did you wake up today?
1:20pm
14. What color are your eyes?
Gray
15. What are you wearing right now?
Obey the Ferrox T-shirt and sweatpants
16. What’s your least favorite part of sex?
Queefs. :C So embarassing, so gross.
17. Do you like Christmas songs?
Fuck. No.
18. Do you have a favorite place or places?
In my derp's arms. :3 or my bed...IN HIS ARMS! -mushymushy-
19. Do you have a least favorite place or places?
Anywhere with my family
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
....Hmm... I wanna go a lot of places.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
SOMEWHERE
22. Do you tan or burn?
I'm so pale I fucking glow in the dark. Take a guess.
23. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
NEKKID!
24. Would you ever wear a thong?
Wouldn't you like to know? :3c (yes)
25. How big is your bed?
Single ;;
26. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Ghosts
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Laptop.
28. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
Rats being weird
29. What color are your sheets?
Flower print and a black/red comforter
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
1
31. What is your favorite season?
Fall
33. What do you like about winter?
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
34. What do you like about the summer?
Uh...Things
35. What is your favorite aspect of spring?
Butterflies
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Three (NJ, KS, MA)
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
West Deptford (NJ), Manhattan (KS), North Adams (MA)
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
FEETS!
39. Are you a social person?
Sometimes
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Tootsie rolls
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Dunno
42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Strawberry
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Cheesecake
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Chicken noodle. All other soups are gross.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Gwape
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Yes. Steamed dumplings and white rice. All the time.
47. Do you like coffee?
Yes. Timmies is best coffee.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
.....nope
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Tea. All the tea
50. What church/temple/synagogue/other do you attend?
None
51. When was the last time you went to church/temple/synagogue/other?
Sunday in Northampton for TDOR.
52. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not really meant it?
No
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Yes yes yes
54. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Yes.
55. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
Living with my derpaherp
56. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
Yes
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes
58. Do you know how to play poker?
Kinda not really
59. Do you want kids?
Maybe someday, yes.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Sorta. I can read some French.
61. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Once. Cause Adam called and made me get outta bed. Dick.
62. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
...Put on deoderant?
63. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
Nope. I've just sent nasty e-mails.
64. When flying, do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
A seat
65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
No. At least not the car kind :V
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Dildos, zoids, and books. I got some seriously mixed tastes.
67. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
Card
68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
Dexter, the Walking Dead, Castle, Glee, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yup
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Oh christ...Uhh....My roommates are fucking hilarious.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
...I might sleep with 5 of them. Just maybe.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Just the generic one. My phone is always on vibrate.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
I have my midget league wrestling jacket from like..10 years ago. Yes. It still fits.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Timmie's cup filled with change
75. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
No
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed cause our cat pees on stuff. :C
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
....Uh. RUN AWAY
78. Do you flirt a lot?
Yea.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Honey.
80. What are you most afraid of?
Other than the stereotypical things. Balloons. Fuck them things
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Nope.
82. Have you ever run out of gas?
No
83. Sum yourself up in 10 words or less.
Loud, obnoxious, flamboyant, queer, queen, derp, rats, short, rambunctious, Incredisexyhandsomesmartawesomelovable (so says Frit)
84. If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing?
Who says I'm not?
85. What was the last book you read?
How Sex Changed
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Nope.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Game Informer, sadly.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
My life has ENOUGH drama
90. If you were taking a poop and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time and you dropped the cereal, which would you do: finish pooping then clean up the cereal or clean up the cereal then finish pooping?
Finish pooping.
91. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
My puppy
92. Jane Austen, yea or nay?
Who?
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Shopping list
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
I gotta pick one? Fuck that
95. What is your favorite board game?
PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS (don't judge me)
97. How is your relationship with your mother?
....Meh
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
My librarian/yearbook teacher, Mrs. Jasper
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
One or two nights
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
My herpaderpbuttmuch <3
25
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
My roommate? I mean...I kinda live with them.
3. How tall are you?
5'1"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Seeing my lovely fuckface and getting my insurance letter.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Human Centipede II -yawn-
6. Who was the last person you called?
High school for transcripts.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
My sweet ever loving fuckface.
8. What was the last text message you received?
:( (My best friend's boyfriend just left her)
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Probably the college I am applying to
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Screaming at my fuckface and messing with my roommate's woozls
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Never were married
13. What time did you wake up today?
1:20pm
14. What color are your eyes?
Gray
15. What are you wearing right now?
Obey the Ferrox T-shirt and sweatpants
16. What’s your least favorite part of sex?
Queefs. :C So embarassing, so gross.
17. Do you like Christmas songs?
Fuck. No.
18. Do you have a favorite place or places?
In my derp's arms. :3 or my bed...IN HIS ARMS! -mushymushy-
19. Do you have a least favorite place or places?
Anywhere with my family
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
....Hmm... I wanna go a lot of places.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
SOMEWHERE
22. Do you tan or burn?
I'm so pale I fucking glow in the dark. Take a guess.
23. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
NEKKID!
24. Would you ever wear a thong?
Wouldn't you like to know? :3c (yes)
25. How big is your bed?
Single ;;
26. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Ghosts
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Laptop.
28. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
Rats being weird
29. What color are your sheets?
Flower print and a black/red comforter
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
1
31. What is your favorite season?
Fall
33. What do you like about winter?
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
34. What do you like about the summer?
Uh...Things
35. What is your favorite aspect of spring?
Butterflies
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Three (NJ, KS, MA)
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
West Deptford (NJ), Manhattan (KS), North Adams (MA)
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
FEETS!
39. Are you a social person?
Sometimes
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Tootsie rolls
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Dunno
42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Strawberry
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Cheesecake
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Chicken noodle. All other soups are gross.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Gwape
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Yes. Steamed dumplings and white rice. All the time.
47. Do you like coffee?
Yes. Timmies is best coffee.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
.....nope
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Tea. All the tea
50. What church/temple/synagogue/other do you attend?
None
51. When was the last time you went to church/temple/synagogue/other?
Sunday in Northampton for TDOR.
52. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not really meant it?
No
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Yes yes yes
54. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Yes.
55. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
Living with my derpaherp
56. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
Yes
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes
58. Do you know how to play poker?
Kinda not really
59. Do you want kids?
Maybe someday, yes.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Sorta. I can read some French.
61. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Once. Cause Adam called and made me get outta bed. Dick.
62. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
...Put on deoderant?
63. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
Nope. I've just sent nasty e-mails.
64. When flying, do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
A seat
65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
No. At least not the car kind :V
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Dildos, zoids, and books. I got some seriously mixed tastes.
67. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
Card
68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
Dexter, the Walking Dead, Castle, Glee, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yup
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Oh christ...Uhh....My roommates are fucking hilarious.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
...I might sleep with 5 of them. Just maybe.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Just the generic one. My phone is always on vibrate.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
I have my midget league wrestling jacket from like..10 years ago. Yes. It still fits.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Timmie's cup filled with change
75. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
No
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed cause our cat pees on stuff. :C
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
....Uh. RUN AWAY
78. Do you flirt a lot?
Yea.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Honey.
80. What are you most afraid of?
Other than the stereotypical things. Balloons. Fuck them things
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Nope.
82. Have you ever run out of gas?
No
83. Sum yourself up in 10 words or less.
Loud, obnoxious, flamboyant, queer, queen, derp, rats, short, rambunctious, Incredisexyhandsomesmartawesomelovable (so says Frit)
84. If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing?
Who says I'm not?
85. What was the last book you read?
How Sex Changed
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Nope.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Game Informer, sadly.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
My life has ENOUGH drama
90. If you were taking a poop and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time and you dropped the cereal, which would you do: finish pooping then clean up the cereal or clean up the cereal then finish pooping?
Finish pooping.
91. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
My puppy
92. Jane Austen, yea or nay?
Who?
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Shopping list
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
I gotta pick one? Fuck that
95. What is your favorite board game?
PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS (don't judge me)
97. How is your relationship with your mother?
....Meh
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
My librarian/yearbook teacher, Mrs. Jasper
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
One or two nights
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
My herpaderpbuttmuch <3
Fucking gayhat.
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