I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy and unhealthy(because lets face it, you aren't eating a mixed green for dinner tonight!), Thanksgiving.

I traditionally, when I host Thanksgiving at my house, which I won't be doing this year due to a conflict of interest (the Nation is interested in a fully staffed and monitored border which is diametrically opposed to my interest in gluttony), I like to go around the table and have everyone say some things they're thankful for.

Myself, I'm thankful for my job, my friends, my family, and for the Apple corporation and its continued flood of high quality mobile phone products.

How about y'all?