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"Things that I learned from reading erotic stories invol..."
14 years ago
Things that I learned from reading erotic stories involving latex-Everything2
>Latex gloves, in any situation, will make anyone horny. Doctors take advantage of this situation when it suits them; all clinics are required to have a sexual torture chamber "in the back".
>Latex is delicious.
>Latex catsuits never develop tears or become inflexible.
>There are no truly heterosexual people. If you claim to be a heterosexual man, you are going to get a sex change after becoming a sex slave. If you claim to be a heterosexual woman, your husband/boyfriend is really a bisexual dominatrix that owns a torture den downtown, and you've just never noticed.
Etc.
The funny thing is, I don't even read very many latex fetish stories. A lot of this is stuff I've noticed plenty of just in furry stories.
>Latex gloves, in any situation, will make anyone horny. Doctors take advantage of this situation when it suits them; all clinics are required to have a sexual torture chamber "in the back".
>Latex is delicious.
>Latex catsuits never develop tears or become inflexible.
>There are no truly heterosexual people. If you claim to be a heterosexual man, you are going to get a sex change after becoming a sex slave. If you claim to be a heterosexual woman, your husband/boyfriend is really a bisexual dominatrix that owns a torture den downtown, and you've just never noticed.
Etc.
The funny thing is, I don't even read very many latex fetish stories. A lot of this is stuff I've noticed plenty of just in furry stories.
We're not good as a society at recognizing exactly how flexible and diverse sexuality really is. We don't like things we can't really easily label and sort, is part of the problem.
This is why I always wear Nitrile gloves.