IS EVERYONE AT CHURCH?
18 years ago
How come no one is around on Sundays? Like I really believe you cunts are at Church. Maybe I can believe you're at PAGAN church, sprinkling goat's blood on your pecker
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Boy am I glad I don't go there anymore, what a waste of precious time
Today, afterwards, I'm meeting up with some friends to hang out, yo.
My parents don't have time to waste at it but my grandmother in the city does. I'm pretty sure she would not be happy with me wearing my soon-to-be Baphomet pendant.
There's a picture in the d20 Modern rulebook that epitomizes how I think of organized religion. Reverend Illithid.