I just watched: The Human Centipede II
14 years ago
Edit: Ok I´m done I just watched what I think is the most disturbing movie of the year but by far not the most disturbing thing I have seen this year, that would be the video of Sirian protesters under heavy police fire, a tragedy because it is real unlike this movie which is a work of fiction, sick fiction but still not real.
Now let´s talk facts (SPOILERS): Being honest I had to think like 10 minutes before I could write anything here I was still trying to process what I just saw, and the best way to describe it is like the spectator is a fly on the wall following the play by play of this sick mentally handicapped, sexually abused, obese man, trying desperately to accomplish his fantasy of re creating the first movie, yes in this ¨world¨of THC2 the first movie is indeed a movie, a movie that this guy watches every day over and over, in order to accomplish his fantasy he kidnaps people using a crowbar and a gun, at this point no extreme violence or gore (54 minutes into the movie) but I can tell you that the most disturbing thing about the movie is the main character, because he acts like a child, cries when things don´t go his way like a little boy that was denied a candy and he acts with this random, non intelligent, zero empathy, relentless rage that makes you wish you never cross paths with someone like him in real life. And that is the most disturbing aspect of this movie, after minute 54 the Gore fest begins, I found it boring, and you can just stop watching the movie because at this point you already know where this is heading, after all this guy is not a Doctor and the human body can be complicated at times. Now a little me time, I´m gonna watch me some My Little Pony to wash away this movie accompanied of copious amounts of Jack Daniels of course.
I been inking a commission during the day 20 minutes here 30 minutes there coming and going and it´s late already so before I go to sleep I´ll watch....yes the Human Centipede II, and If you have no idea what it is you´ll die with better mental health than me, but if you care little for sanity here is the trailer for THC1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX8fKLjC__c
and the trailer for THCII
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okZZca4EfAQ
And if you are gonna watch it do yourself a favor watch it alone, because if you suggest a friend to watch it with you or a loved one that person might start asking if this is not a desperate cry for help (of course this same logic applies to Jack and Jill). Anyway if you watch it I would like to know your impression of the movie/s.
Now let´s talk facts (SPOILERS): Being honest I had to think like 10 minutes before I could write anything here I was still trying to process what I just saw, and the best way to describe it is like the spectator is a fly on the wall following the play by play of this sick mentally handicapped, sexually abused, obese man, trying desperately to accomplish his fantasy of re creating the first movie, yes in this ¨world¨of THC2 the first movie is indeed a movie, a movie that this guy watches every day over and over, in order to accomplish his fantasy he kidnaps people using a crowbar and a gun, at this point no extreme violence or gore (54 minutes into the movie) but I can tell you that the most disturbing thing about the movie is the main character, because he acts like a child, cries when things don´t go his way like a little boy that was denied a candy and he acts with this random, non intelligent, zero empathy, relentless rage that makes you wish you never cross paths with someone like him in real life. And that is the most disturbing aspect of this movie, after minute 54 the Gore fest begins, I found it boring, and you can just stop watching the movie because at this point you already know where this is heading, after all this guy is not a Doctor and the human body can be complicated at times. Now a little me time, I´m gonna watch me some My Little Pony to wash away this movie accompanied of copious amounts of Jack Daniels of course.
I been inking a commission during the day 20 minutes here 30 minutes there coming and going and it´s late already so before I go to sleep I´ll watch....yes the Human Centipede II, and If you have no idea what it is you´ll die with better mental health than me, but if you care little for sanity here is the trailer for THC1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX8fKLjC__c
and the trailer for THCII
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okZZca4EfAQ
And if you are gonna watch it do yourself a favor watch it alone, because if you suggest a friend to watch it with you or a loved one that person might start asking if this is not a desperate cry for help (of course this same logic applies to Jack and Jill). Anyway if you watch it I would like to know your impression of the movie/s.
FA+

Having only a passing knowledge of the first and not a clue about the second other than knowing it exists, this line alone is enough to send my WTF meter off the scale about this sequel.
and pay money for it ;)
but, seriously, I totally agree with you.
*is violently sick*
I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine.
dammit
that's nothing
real hardcore fan's watch the Turbaconepicentipede!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAjhG09X9YA
baconaise
bacon strips
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bacon strips
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bacon strips
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bacon strips
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bacon strips
and
bacon strips
bacon grease and jack shots
you know this to be good for you