While that is a rather laugh riot (as apparently the court agreed to that). If he did get a hooker as he said he did she probably drugged him with something and then set him up to be doing the animal within his yard.

I'm having this credibility problem with the accused, ya know?

I could have titled the link, "Furverts in Zimbabwe"...

True you could have at that, I just find it funny the court thought the whole thing was laughable.