OPTIMUS PRIME: Sentinal, I wish it didn't have to end this way.

SENTINAL PRIME: Do not grieve for me, Optimus. It is illogical. I am, and always will be, your friend... Live long... and prosper...

OPTIMUS PRIME: Thanks for noticing me.

IRONHIDE: Every time I look into a monitor, Prime, my circuits sizzle.

MEGAMAN: Sizzling circuits!

IRONHIDE: When are they gonna let me die like a man?

OPTIMUS PRIME: Listen Ironhide. We don't have enough wisdom in the Matrix to cure Michael Bay's brain damage.

UNICRON: Destroy the Matrix.

NEO: Whoa.

MEGATRON: Hold still while I blast you!

MORPHEUS: Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

......

SAM: So these ponies are looking for these mystical artifacts called the Elements of Harmony, and MLP One, AKA Nightmare Moon, that's what they call her, wants to destroy the elements and cause eternal night.

TWILIGHT: Everything humans know about ponies you told us had been shared. You lied to us.

APPLEJACK: Every time I buck an apple tree, Twilight, my legs sizzle.

TWILIGHT: I don't get it.

MICHAELA: Why, if she's this magical flying pony, does she have this gay rainbow mane?

RAINBOW DASH: Excuse me?!

SAM: Great, now you offended her. That pony is very sensitive.

*Rainbow Dash returns wearing sunglasses and the awesome car music plays*

...

CELESTIA: You see, Applejack, in order for peace to be found, a deal had to be made... with Nightmare Moon.

...

TWILIGHT: I'll never join you. You took Celestia's sister!

NIGHTMARE: No, Twilight. I am her sister!

TWILIGHT: No. Really?

*Celestia stands beside Leia while the rebels and the ponies both walk up the aisle at once.*

SPIKE: Well. This is awkward.

...

SPIKE (HUMAN): Daniel! Shoot the door!

*Daniel shoots. Spike lands.*

SPIKE: Daniel! You did it!

DANIEL: I did it!

DORA: He did it! He did it! He did it! HOORAY!