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Twilight is a metaphor...
14 years ago
Must you do that? Really? I've no say in the matter...?
okay... so found an article about relationship advice/tips that can be found in the twilight series... and that got me thinking... in a rather abstract way. Because it was stating that the quiet ones were often in touch with their emotions and blah blah blah... and I thought well thank god they didn't bring up how sparkling is good for a relationship...
Anyways. I came to this thought: Twilight vampires sparkle.... men shouldn't sparkle unless they are FAB-U-LOUS or if you rather flaming.... so it led to this thought.
TWILIGHT IS A METAPHOR! For what you want to know? Well sparkling beautiful men = gay Bella = straight and boring as a fucking stick in the mud. But it's a metaphor for how the power of love can change a person from their 'evil ways' or make them straight.... so true love conquers sparkliness.
yeah this is a really out there thought.....
*This is a product of too much caffiene and being completely relaxed ILU! *
Anyways. I came to this thought: Twilight vampires sparkle.... men shouldn't sparkle unless they are FAB-U-LOUS or if you rather flaming.... so it led to this thought.
TWILIGHT IS A METAPHOR! For what you want to know? Well sparkling beautiful men = gay Bella = straight and boring as a fucking stick in the mud. But it's a metaphor for how the power of love can change a person from their 'evil ways' or make them straight.... so true love conquers sparkliness.
yeah this is a really out there thought.....
*This is a product of too much caffiene and being completely relaxed ILU! *
Iridon
~iridon
It i a Mormon 'writing' it. Also teaches girls that if you get knocked up everything will be alright if you're completely obsessed with a guy who treats you like shit!
Anahi
~anahi
OP
that is also true...
seradhe
~seradhe
nevrrmind when the baby rips out of you in a bloody mess
Moongara
~moongara
Funny, I thought Twilight was advise on what to watch out for in a relationship.
Anahi
~anahi
OP
Twilight: A PSA for abusive/parasitic relationships
Celyn
~celyn
Like!
Su-Al
~su-al
And because of this, Bella must be a descendat of Oliver Twist. Please, sir, I want some more.
Nighteyes_5
~nighteyes5
http://notalwaysright.com/the-twili.....y-part-4/11821
WatermelonCollie
~watermeloncollie
I'm going to go see it today with my mom. I get free lunch in return for new material for mocking the sparkly vamps
Moongara
~moongara
I am writing (slowly) a story about what happens when my characters, including two male vampires, meet Twilight fan girls, as a sort of commentary on the "phenomena" and how messed up it is. The main humor point, and thus the commentary source, is that said males are very docile, ie the complete opposite of the males in Twilight.
