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14 years ago
Remember, if inspiration hits me, those pieces of art come first. Art is for the soul, not for money or fame. <3 if you've got a problem with it, go somewhere else.
honestly, i don't really need anything at all. i'm not looking forward to christmas, cuz the holidays are already stressing me and stuff. i know for sure it's only gonna get worse once we're snowed in and i'm stuck with my mom. been seeing christmas wishlists up everywhere lately on here, and really, if you feel like you must do something, just commission me. i'd be happy as all hell, really. i don't really want any christmas presents... :/ and that goes for my birthday too, seeing as it's christmas eve.
Kid: Mommy what am i getting for my birthday?
Mom: You have your preastin already...its the tree!
Kid: But i get that every year and everyone easl has trees so are there birthdays on christmas eav to?
Mom: no....
Kid: Well why is that my--
Mom: BECUZ YOUR ADOPTED!!!!! >:U
Kid: O____O
Mom: >:C
Kid: t(>.<t) *then runs off*
Mom: YEAH YOU BETTER RUN YOU LITTLEBASTERD!!
Kid: *yells from room* OH YEAH I HOPE MY TREE FALLS ON YOU!!!
Mom: HOW DEAR YOU YOU LITTL BI-- *tree falls on the mom chushing her*
Kid: *runs down stares to poke his mom* mom...mom...MOM!!...
Mom: --is dead--
Kid:....*evil smile* hehehe...Good job tree!
Tree: *gets off of the crushed mom and wips the blood from its branches* HAHAHA!! that was pricles! i crushed that bitch good!
Kid: YEAH! now next stop my dads office *pans hes hads evil like chuckleing*
Tree: Yes...yes indeed *hops to the car*
yeah the stoire goes that they go and kill the dad and the tree gets blood thirsty and eats everyone on the floor then falls out the window crushing and elderly couple....