Residents and fellow service men of the Lunar Republic. I am afraid that the Equestria offensive was nothing like we had planned. We invaded and were met by heavy machine gun fire and Wonderbolts dropping bombs everywhere. The first day of fighting was extremely bloody and graphic. I left the safety of my tent to see innocent ponies with their legs gone and burns, and even one who had the entire back of his head blown off. I couldn't bare to see what was waiting at the medic's station. But our medic tried his best, and was able to save a few lives. We need reenforcements immediately. Even as I write this, we are being bombarded. Our head nurse, Fluttershy, is suffering from shell-shock and can't even hear a champagne bottle be opened without hiding under a table. Please, I beg thee, our valiant Princess Luna, sendeth thy troops to fight here, we needest them immediately. We have fought valiantly, but I am afraid that we will not have the invasion over by Christmas. To my Dearest, Rainbow Dash, please keep the place in shape for my return. I beg anyone reading this to notify the Lunar Reenforcement Regiment's 5B and 9G to please come at once to Equestria
-Sergeant of The Lunar Republic
MichaelDogson