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Super Tuesday!
18 years ago
A Pyrokinetic Vulpine Entity
--Now this is Super Tuesday, so we all get super powers, right?--What will you choose?--Flight?--Super strength?--I choose... pyrokinesis!
--What?--You mean "Super Tuesday" only refers to primary elections?--One of the candidates doesn't even believe in evolution, for crying out loud!
--Well, it's also Fat Tuesday, so let's go get us some donuts!--First dibs on the double chocolate!!!
--What?--You mean "Super Tuesday" only refers to primary elections?--One of the candidates doesn't even believe in evolution, for crying out loud!
--Well, it's also Fat Tuesday, so let's go get us some donuts!--First dibs on the double chocolate!!!
Here's to the next forty days peeling congealed batter from my ceiling...
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