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Meme - The perfect guy/gal for me
14 years ago
Warning, this post may contain boring information, swear words, and dumb opinions. 1)Do you need him / her to be good looking?
Well… Relatively good looking? Does not have to be hot in an obvious way but a little sugar and spice makes any dish good… sometimes.
2) Smart?
One of the most important factors! I can’t stand a dumbass.
3) Preferred age?
Legal, but pretty much any age. Not rickety and old, but wise enough.
4) Preferred height?
Equal to or taller than 5’9”.
5) How about sense of humor?
Also very important. I shouldn’t need a special prescription from California to laugh at their jokes.
6) How about piercings?
Not too crazy about it them. Wouldn’t want our lip rings get caught up. ;)
7) Accepts you for who you are?
Undoubtedly.
8) Green hair?
Hmm? Sure…
9) Mushy or no?
A little bit, but not annoyingly. Just semi-sarcastically, like me. ;P
10) Black , Brown , or White (skin color)?
Rainbow! Oh wait… Well any color, really. I am not biased as long as I am not dating an asshole.
11) Long hair or short hair?
As long as they wash it their hair can be any length.
12) Plastic or metal?
>cough<
13) Smells good?
No cologne. I am super allergic and my nose spazzfails at people who smell like old lady.
14) Smoker?
It depends on what. Cigarettes… no. Other substances… possibly.
15) Drinker?
Not a drunk but a drinker, sure.
16) Girl / Boy - next - door type?
Eh… not entirely into that.
17) Muscular?
Let’s just say if I fell out of a tree onto them I wouldn’t want to break them or fall into a jiggling mass.
18) Plays piano?
Sure, but not important.
19) Plays bass and / or acoustic guitar?
Nah, not really digging that.
20) Plays violin?
Nein.
21) Sings very good?
Nein.
22) Vain?
Enough to care about the way they look, sure. But not super annoying.
23) With glasses?
Irrelevant, but sure.
24) With braces?
Not if I have braces at the same time.
25) Shy type?
A little bit, but really bring it in certain situation.
26) Rebel or good boy /girl?
A little bit between.
27) Active or passive?
Mmmmm… both?
28) Singer or dancer?
Drunk or sober?
29) Stunner?
A little bit.
30) Hip hop?
Uhh…
31) Earrings?
I dunno, doesn’t matter too much.
32) Mr. / Ms. Love letter?
A bit.
33) Playful?
If only mildly competitive, sure.
34) Flirt?
As long as they have as dirty of a mind as I do.
35) Serious?
When the situation calls for serious mustaches, sure.
36) Painter?
Hobby, but not uber serious.
37) Religious?
Minimally, but I don’t want to be forced into a religious.
36) Someone who likes to tease?
mmayybeee.
37) Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
Internet freak, none of that crazy computer gaming shiz.
38) Loyal or faithful?
Both.
39) Good kisser?
Yesh.
40) Loves children?
No. If anything hates children but can deal with them, like
Well… Relatively good looking? Does not have to be hot in an obvious way but a little sugar and spice makes any dish good… sometimes.
2) Smart?
One of the most important factors! I can’t stand a dumbass.
3) Preferred age?
Legal, but pretty much any age. Not rickety and old, but wise enough.
4) Preferred height?
Equal to or taller than 5’9”.
5) How about sense of humor?
Also very important. I shouldn’t need a special prescription from California to laugh at their jokes.
6) How about piercings?
Not too crazy about it them. Wouldn’t want our lip rings get caught up. ;)
7) Accepts you for who you are?
Undoubtedly.
8) Green hair?
Hmm? Sure…
9) Mushy or no?
A little bit, but not annoyingly. Just semi-sarcastically, like me. ;P
10) Black , Brown , or White (skin color)?
Rainbow! Oh wait… Well any color, really. I am not biased as long as I am not dating an asshole.
11) Long hair or short hair?
As long as they wash it their hair can be any length.
12) Plastic or metal?
>cough<
13) Smells good?
No cologne. I am super allergic and my nose spazzfails at people who smell like old lady.
14) Smoker?
It depends on what. Cigarettes… no. Other substances… possibly.
15) Drinker?
Not a drunk but a drinker, sure.
16) Girl / Boy - next - door type?
Eh… not entirely into that.
17) Muscular?
Let’s just say if I fell out of a tree onto them I wouldn’t want to break them or fall into a jiggling mass.
18) Plays piano?
Sure, but not important.
19) Plays bass and / or acoustic guitar?
Nah, not really digging that.
20) Plays violin?
Nein.
21) Sings very good?
Nein.
22) Vain?
Enough to care about the way they look, sure. But not super annoying.
23) With glasses?
Irrelevant, but sure.
24) With braces?
Not if I have braces at the same time.
25) Shy type?
A little bit, but really bring it in certain situation.
26) Rebel or good boy /girl?
A little bit between.
27) Active or passive?
Mmmmm… both?
28) Singer or dancer?
Drunk or sober?
29) Stunner?
A little bit.
30) Hip hop?
Uhh…
31) Earrings?
I dunno, doesn’t matter too much.
32) Mr. / Ms. Love letter?
A bit.
33) Playful?
If only mildly competitive, sure.
34) Flirt?
As long as they have as dirty of a mind as I do.
35) Serious?
When the situation calls for serious mustaches, sure.
36) Painter?
Hobby, but not uber serious.
37) Religious?
Minimally, but I don’t want to be forced into a religious.
36) Someone who likes to tease?
mmayybeee.
37) Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
Internet freak, none of that crazy computer gaming shiz.
38) Loyal or faithful?
Both.
39) Good kisser?
Yesh.
40) Loves children?
No. If anything hates children but can deal with them, like
