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14 years ago
1. How old will you be in five years?
Old enough by just a bit to be president.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
family and co-workers.
3. How tall are you?
5'9
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
paying off bills.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
The Santa Claus 2
6. Who was the last person you called?
Air Conditioning place. I dunno who it was.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
Mom.
8. What was the last text message you received?
Please pay X amount.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
uh the Washington D. C. called me according to the log... and it was in spanish.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
It depends on what I need to do. If it's for prolonged conversation text at a computer is fine. If it's for getting information across quickly, seeing where someone is at or if I'm bleeding from head injuries the phone is better.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Either in the shower or in bed.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Married.
13. What time did you wake up today?
5:30 AM
14. What color are your eyes?
Hazel maybe? Or Greenish blue. It's a mixture of stuff.
15. What are you wearing right now?
T-shirt, jeans socks and boots.
16. What’s your least favorite part of sex?
Getting started. Seriously, I'm practically worthless unless I know for sure it's starting to happen.
17. Do you like Christmas songs?
Yes. Though there are some that I do hate.
18. Do you have a favorite place or places?
Yes I do for different things.
19. Do you have a least favorite place or places?
yes, trunk, under dirt, doctor's places, eh it all varies depending on the situation.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Outer Space and from there who knows. It would be interesting to see how far I could go and where I could go.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
I have no idea. Ten years ago I didn't think I'd be where I am now for better or worse.
22. Do you tan or burn?
Tan but I can burn.
23. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Depends on the situation typically involving company.
24. Would you ever wear a thong?
Well let's see... I've had to wear one before when I did stage plays and stuff. It made me appreciate boxers.
25. How big is your bed?
Some sort of Queen
26. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Death and it wasn't for a lack of trying.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
I have a Wang!
28. What was the last thing that really made you laugh.
A cat doing his best "cliffhanger" impression
29. What color are your sheets?
None. They are in the wash.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Technically four. Two for me two for the imaginary person who lays next to me.
31. What is your favorite season?
Fall or winter. I like cool to cold weather. I like snow and leaves changing color and all that stuff. I do miss having it.
33. What do you like about winter?
Cold weather. In theory, it's more fun to heat up than cool down.
34. What do you like about the summer?
When I lived by water I could swim in that. Or if we go back to childhood tromping around the woods... well until people started dying back there and we were forbidden from going back there.
35. What is your favorite aspect of spring?
Well... where I used to live you got a certain sweet smell in the air from honeysuckle and all. Where I am now, I don't like spring at all, too much pollen in the air and it makes my car yellow.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Three.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
A few in Illinois, One in Ohio and one in Georgia
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
It depends on where I am and what I'm doing.
39. Are you a social person?
Social enough. I don't dislike being around say a friend or friends and if I'm at a party I don't mind mixing a little but if I find I have nothing to do there I'll hide out some place until it's time to go.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Peanut butter pretzel
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Currently? Marietta Fish Market.
42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Vanilla, Cherry or Chocolate Banana with coconut and pecan in it.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Hmm... I like a lot of them and don't really have a favorite. It just depends on how I'm feeling at the time.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Seafood Bisque or Potato.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich
Raspberry, Strawberry, Apricot, peach, grape.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Yeah, but it varies from place to place.
47. Do you like coffee?
I'd rather hammer a nail through my penis so ... no.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Not sure.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Water and OJ.
50. What church/temple/synagogue/other do you attend?
Typically none. However, to be nice and because it makes my folks happy I will go to their church on Christmas. Then I try to untense. I don't know why but church makes me stressed.
51. When was the last time you went to church/temple/synagogue/other?
One year roughly.
52. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not really meant it?
I dunno. Typically if I'm really praying for something I mean it.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Sometimes. Depends on the person.
54. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Currently the left side because it's the only way I can get out of bed.
55. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
Achieve unmatched success in any and everything and be loved by someone who means it.
56. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
No. I don't freeze up on stage. Nerves sure but I get over them and get into what I gotta do.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes. I also believe a lot of folks fake it.
58. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes, and i am pretty amazing since my poker face can be used in reverse. when i want you to think i'm bluffing so you lay down your hand and BAM royal flush.
59. Do you want kids?
Maybe. It would depend on a lot of factors and someone actually wanting to stick it out with me.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Not really.
61. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
None.
62. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Oh I have a few of them... just one?
63. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
Yes.
64. When flying, do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Typically aisle. I tend to read or play a video game when flying anyway. Plus, on the aisle I have a bit more leg room and can get up to use the facilities easier.
65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Nope. I don't know how to drive cattle either.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
No idea.
67. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
completely.
68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
Don't really have any.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
I punched it in the parking lot and talked funny for a week.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
My Dad.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Nope. Chuck Testa.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
No clue.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Like 7th grade yeah I fit in them.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Laser pointer.
75. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
Not that I recall.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Neither.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
No I'm usually working or sleeping.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in
Honey Mustard or Polynesian.
80. What are you most afraid of?
I don't know.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Probably. Just takes a little doing.
82. Have you ever run out of gas?
No.
83. Sum yourself up in 10 words or less.
The Strange Creature who Stopped living and became mixed-up zombie.
84. If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing?
Making you fill out TPS reports. Yeah.
85. What was the last book you read?
Not Bad for a Human
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Occasionally.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
No.
90. If you were taking a poop and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time and you dropped the cereal, which would you do: finish pooping then clean up the cereal or clean up the cereal then finish pooping?
Not a scenario that is going to occur. For a joke answer I'll say I'd tell my wife "Honey there's a Messerschmidt in the kitchen. Clean it up would ya?
91. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
Nobody. Just a picture.
92. Jane Austen, yea or nay?
Like would i hit it? No. That's disgusting. Also I've never read her books so... I have no opinion.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
schedule.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
They have scents? Uh... wax? I dunno.
95. What is your favorite board game?
Hero Quest.
97. How is your relationship with your mother?
Good.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Couldn't tell you.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
Not long. Not because I'm against camping but because of other things.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Family members.
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Old enough by just a bit to be president.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
family and co-workers.
3. How tall are you?
5'9
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
paying off bills.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
The Santa Claus 2
6. Who was the last person you called?
Air Conditioning place. I dunno who it was.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
Mom.
8. What was the last text message you received?
Please pay X amount.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
uh the Washington D. C. called me according to the log... and it was in spanish.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
It depends on what I need to do. If it's for prolonged conversation text at a computer is fine. If it's for getting information across quickly, seeing where someone is at or if I'm bleeding from head injuries the phone is better.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Either in the shower or in bed.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Married.
13. What time did you wake up today?
5:30 AM
14. What color are your eyes?
Hazel maybe? Or Greenish blue. It's a mixture of stuff.
15. What are you wearing right now?
T-shirt, jeans socks and boots.
16. What’s your least favorite part of sex?
Getting started. Seriously, I'm practically worthless unless I know for sure it's starting to happen.
17. Do you like Christmas songs?
Yes. Though there are some that I do hate.
18. Do you have a favorite place or places?
Yes I do for different things.
19. Do you have a least favorite place or places?
yes, trunk, under dirt, doctor's places, eh it all varies depending on the situation.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Outer Space and from there who knows. It would be interesting to see how far I could go and where I could go.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
I have no idea. Ten years ago I didn't think I'd be where I am now for better or worse.
22. Do you tan or burn?
Tan but I can burn.
23. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Depends on the situation typically involving company.
24. Would you ever wear a thong?
Well let's see... I've had to wear one before when I did stage plays and stuff. It made me appreciate boxers.
25. How big is your bed?
Some sort of Queen
26. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Death and it wasn't for a lack of trying.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
I have a Wang!
28. What was the last thing that really made you laugh.
A cat doing his best "cliffhanger" impression
29. What color are your sheets?
None. They are in the wash.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Technically four. Two for me two for the imaginary person who lays next to me.
31. What is your favorite season?
Fall or winter. I like cool to cold weather. I like snow and leaves changing color and all that stuff. I do miss having it.
33. What do you like about winter?
Cold weather. In theory, it's more fun to heat up than cool down.
34. What do you like about the summer?
When I lived by water I could swim in that. Or if we go back to childhood tromping around the woods... well until people started dying back there and we were forbidden from going back there.
35. What is your favorite aspect of spring?
Well... where I used to live you got a certain sweet smell in the air from honeysuckle and all. Where I am now, I don't like spring at all, too much pollen in the air and it makes my car yellow.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Three.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
A few in Illinois, One in Ohio and one in Georgia
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
It depends on where I am and what I'm doing.
39. Are you a social person?
Social enough. I don't dislike being around say a friend or friends and if I'm at a party I don't mind mixing a little but if I find I have nothing to do there I'll hide out some place until it's time to go.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Peanut butter pretzel
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Currently? Marietta Fish Market.
42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Vanilla, Cherry or Chocolate Banana with coconut and pecan in it.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Hmm... I like a lot of them and don't really have a favorite. It just depends on how I'm feeling at the time.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Seafood Bisque or Potato.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich
Raspberry, Strawberry, Apricot, peach, grape.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Yeah, but it varies from place to place.
47. Do you like coffee?
I'd rather hammer a nail through my penis so ... no.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Not sure.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Water and OJ.
50. What church/temple/synagogue/other do you attend?
Typically none. However, to be nice and because it makes my folks happy I will go to their church on Christmas. Then I try to untense. I don't know why but church makes me stressed.
51. When was the last time you went to church/temple/synagogue/other?
One year roughly.
52. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not really meant it?
I dunno. Typically if I'm really praying for something I mean it.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Sometimes. Depends on the person.
54. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Currently the left side because it's the only way I can get out of bed.
55. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
Achieve unmatched success in any and everything and be loved by someone who means it.
56. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
No. I don't freeze up on stage. Nerves sure but I get over them and get into what I gotta do.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes. I also believe a lot of folks fake it.
58. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes, and i am pretty amazing since my poker face can be used in reverse. when i want you to think i'm bluffing so you lay down your hand and BAM royal flush.
59. Do you want kids?
Maybe. It would depend on a lot of factors and someone actually wanting to stick it out with me.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Not really.
61. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
None.
62. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Oh I have a few of them... just one?
63. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
Yes.
64. When flying, do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Typically aisle. I tend to read or play a video game when flying anyway. Plus, on the aisle I have a bit more leg room and can get up to use the facilities easier.
65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Nope. I don't know how to drive cattle either.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
No idea.
67. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
completely.
68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
Don't really have any.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
I punched it in the parking lot and talked funny for a week.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
My Dad.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Nope. Chuck Testa.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
No clue.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Like 7th grade yeah I fit in them.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Laser pointer.
75. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
Not that I recall.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Neither.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
No I'm usually working or sleeping.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in
Honey Mustard or Polynesian.
80. What are you most afraid of?
I don't know.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Probably. Just takes a little doing.
82. Have you ever run out of gas?
No.
83. Sum yourself up in 10 words or less.
The Strange Creature who Stopped living and became mixed-up zombie.
84. If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing?
Making you fill out TPS reports. Yeah.
85. What was the last book you read?
Not Bad for a Human
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Occasionally.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
No.
90. If you were taking a poop and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time and you dropped the cereal, which would you do: finish pooping then clean up the cereal or clean up the cereal then finish pooping?
Not a scenario that is going to occur. For a joke answer I'll say I'd tell my wife "Honey there's a Messerschmidt in the kitchen. Clean it up would ya?
91. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
Nobody. Just a picture.
92. Jane Austen, yea or nay?
Like would i hit it? No. That's disgusting. Also I've never read her books so... I have no opinion.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
schedule.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
They have scents? Uh... wax? I dunno.
95. What is your favorite board game?
Hero Quest.
97. How is your relationship with your mother?
Good.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Couldn't tell you.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
Not long. Not because I'm against camping but because of other things.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Family members.
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