Are you pretty much flat broke? Does your hippie step mom not accept nice gifts? Are you flying out and can't get your little cousin with A.D.H.D.'s dart minigun through airport security?
What you need is 10eleven's Eleventh-Hour Gift Drawings!
Benefits:
-Keeps me out of jail
-Requests are still free
-You can make it discrete (Delivered to you and/or the intended recipient via email or chat) or not (Posted on DeviantArt for all to see)

Restrictions:
-Can't be too inappropriate (PG-13 rating at most)
-Don't make it too fancy; I dislike superfluous detail
-Nothing racist, sexist, or homophobic (It can hate on a particular individual, as long as it's all in good fun)

List (I've completed balls all from it so far):
Requests/Gifts:
Nekomaster's story and illustration (Transformation: Accidental; colors: pink/black; setting: alleyway)
Yohan-Gas-Mask's character, Cynthia

Things for me:
Draw Macka poster (Earth Element)
Updates on fighter profiles, make one for me
Shen-Ge's Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days Weapon Panels meme (Easy and Hard versions)
Human Digdogger
Rubber-Types
-What happened last night?
-Write Rubber-Type Seductive Assimilation
More Latex sonic girls (They NEVER get old!)
-Rouge wearing her clothes over a red bodysuit
-Sally Acorn wearing her clothes over a blue bodysuit
-Amy Rose wearing her clothes over a pink bodysuit
FOTEPX's idea of Mika in both Cammy costumes
Humon's SatW girls in National NewSkin suits
Scott Pilgrim girls in latex, with and without their usual outfits
Renamon in latex
Human Ponies
-Secondary characters