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The Uncomfortable Question Quiz
14 years ago
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sheppymomma
Rules:
You must answer everything truthfully or whoever you got this from can slap you in the face. Unless, y'know, you're good at lying. No embarrassed/laughing/otherwise emoticons allowed! No explaining or elaborating! Just your answer, in as few words as possible!
Also, we know everyone masturbates and everyone has embarrassing designs on their underwear. Don't lie to us. OK, GO GO GO!
What color are your underwear?
I don't wear underwear.
Do they have a design?
See above.
Girls, what color is your bra?
Not a girl...but I like red best.
Is there a design?
Just red...maybe lace on the edges.
Are you a virgin?
Yes...in my left ear.
Happy that way?
NO! I want to get done there but I've never met anyone who wanted to f**k my left ear.
What is your favorite sex position?
Inserted.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Ambisextrous.
Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)?
I don't look for it, but I'll look at it if it is in front of me.
Real porn?
Boooooooring!!
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
again...booooooring!
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Nah...
Who was your first kiss with?
My older sisters best friend Ann.
Are they of the opposite sex?
Who? My first kiss? Yes.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes to both.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
More than one....
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Wonder where the fuck I got a partner.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Did, but I let it grow closed.
If so, where?
Through the end of my schlong.
Do you have any tattoos?
Bunches..
If so, where?
Both arms and both legs
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Luckily, no.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
Pfffft...yes!
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Does dating a married woman count even though I had no partner at the time?
Ever been cheated on?
I don't actually know...
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Not that I'm aware of.
Do you own any sex toys?
Yes, though really almost ANYTHING can be used as a sex toy if you're inventive enough.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Not that I can remember.
Have you ever masturbated?
Fuck yes!
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Bunches.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No, though I'd be glad to.
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
I don't seem to be appealing enough to need any.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
A tiny bit of both.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
I tried not to, when they were alive.
Do they care?
I don't think they did, but I just tried to show them the respect of not doing so.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
Hell no!! Bring it bitchezz!! I'll answer damm near anything.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
No, my inner child is forcing me to do it.
Tag some bitches and bug them until they take this!
Oh man, I'm taggin' all my friends who have balls enough to answer truthfully. Lets see how many of you do!
sheppymommaRules:
You must answer everything truthfully or whoever you got this from can slap you in the face. Unless, y'know, you're good at lying. No embarrassed/laughing/otherwise emoticons allowed! No explaining or elaborating! Just your answer, in as few words as possible!
Also, we know everyone masturbates and everyone has embarrassing designs on their underwear. Don't lie to us. OK, GO GO GO!
What color are your underwear?
I don't wear underwear.
Do they have a design?
See above.
Girls, what color is your bra?
Not a girl...but I like red best.
Is there a design?
Just red...maybe lace on the edges.
Are you a virgin?
Yes...in my left ear.
Happy that way?
NO! I want to get done there but I've never met anyone who wanted to f**k my left ear.
What is your favorite sex position?
Inserted.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Ambisextrous.
Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)?
I don't look for it, but I'll look at it if it is in front of me.
Real porn?
Boooooooring!!
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
again...booooooring!
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Nah...
Who was your first kiss with?
My older sisters best friend Ann.
Are they of the opposite sex?
Who? My first kiss? Yes.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes to both.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
More than one....
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Wonder where the fuck I got a partner.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Did, but I let it grow closed.
If so, where?
Through the end of my schlong.
Do you have any tattoos?
Bunches..
If so, where?
Both arms and both legs
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Luckily, no.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
Pfffft...yes!
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Does dating a married woman count even though I had no partner at the time?
Ever been cheated on?
I don't actually know...
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Not that I'm aware of.
Do you own any sex toys?
Yes, though really almost ANYTHING can be used as a sex toy if you're inventive enough.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Not that I can remember.
Have you ever masturbated?
Fuck yes!
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Bunches.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No, though I'd be glad to.
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
I don't seem to be appealing enough to need any.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
A tiny bit of both.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
I tried not to, when they were alive.
Do they care?
I don't think they did, but I just tried to show them the respect of not doing so.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
Hell no!! Bring it bitchezz!! I'll answer damm near anything.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
No, my inner child is forcing me to do it.
Tag some bitches and bug them until they take this!
Oh man, I'm taggin' all my friends who have balls enough to answer truthfully. Lets see how many of you do!
Now...are you going to do it? You're one of the friends I was talking about!!
Grey boxers with psychadelic patterns.
Do they have a design?
See above.
Girls, what color is your bra?
Not a girl...but I like black bras best.
Is there a design?
Lace trim.
Are you a virgin?
Nope. Ass still is and will stay that way
Happy that way?
YEAH! Sex is like popcorn, you can't have just a few. Humping the wife's leg when she tires out.
What is your favorite sex position?
As a guy, I have to say.... any I can get my middle aged body still into
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Straight, hetero, whaddever you wanna call it.
Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)?
Not since I discovered furry pr0n!
Real porn?
Boooooooring!!
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Meh, depends on who wrote it (stuff on SoFurry or here is WAY better than the stores).
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
*Ugh*
Who was your first kiss with?
I don't remember :-\
Are they of the opposite sex?
Who? My first kiss? Yes.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Happily married, thanks!
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Crimes of passion aren't prosecuted too severe here if you get the right judge
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Piercings are eww!
If so, where?
N/A
Do you have any tattoos?
Tatoo's are eww!
If so, where?
N/A
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Unfortunately, no
Ever done any illegal drugs?
I live in BC... DUH!
Have you ever cheated on someone?
No.
Ever been cheated on?
Yes.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
N/A
Do you own any sex toys?
I have an invention that tops those hideous "fleshlights", so I guess?
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Eww!
Have you ever masturbated?
I have testicles, DUH!
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Bunches.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
You bet!
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
N/A
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
I'm an excellent porn author ^v^
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Of course.
Do they care?
Didn't care at the time.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I was raised Dutch... is this all you pilgrim's got?
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
I'm a meme slut, yeah.
Tag some bitches and bug them until they take this!
Anyone who would take this, isn't on FA
Not a girl...but I like red best.
I don't know if it's something you take as a compliment or not, but you had me fooled when we first met.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
Hell no!! Bring it bitchezz!! I'll answer damm near anything.
That's just asking for trouble, there.
And just to prove I'm not coward: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2986681/ So there. Nyah!
It IS asking for trouble. And I meant what I said too. So far nobody has taken me up on the dare. I'm rather surprised.
Now to go see your answers. this should be GOOD!