Als echte Elite mußt du dir aber einen Fursuit bauen und ihn bis zum 24. Dezember tragen. Also auch auf der Arbeit. Nur DANN nenne ich dich Elite. ^^

Labere er keinen Stuss, Lakai, gehe er an seine Arbeit! >:E==<

Elite hin oder her bevor das ganze noch tödlich für mich endet, mache ich lieber was du sagst :O.
*ziehe langsam deine sneaker aus* Whoa alleine der duft ist schon tödlich o.O

*leck langsam und gründlich die Sohlen deiner Pranken ab und auch jede klaue*

Na, es geht doch! Und? Wie sind solch potente pythonische Pranken in Purn, äh, Turnschuhen? *Den Tail um Raccoons Hals legt und dessen Gesicht fest in die Sohlen zieht*

*Zwangshaft den Duft deiner starken Pranken einatme und weiter unterwürfig die Sohlen ableck* Sie sind so unglaublich kräftig und gefährlich, so etwas habe ich noch nicht erlebt.

Meine Pranken riechen gefährlich? O_O Dann lass doch mal sehen, was bei einer Überdosis passiert... *auf die Nase press!*

Nein Sie riechen nicht gefährlich sondern sind es an sich, da Sie an sich so Kraftvoll sind :D. *deine starken Pranken nicht mehr von meinem gesicht bekomm und nur noch den Geruch einatmen kann*

O_O what if we dont?

Then THIS! *pushes a button, a trapdoor opens beneath your feet and sucks you down with a toilet flushing noise*

All you nonbelievers and nonrockpythonbarefeetafteradayinsneakersworshippers... (PANTS!)...uh, long word... well, all those of you will not be able to tell the story of how you worshipped a pair of snake feet.

Well, not that this will have serious consequences. But dammit, just be friendly and nice! How often do you meet snake feet? See? So, shaddap and worship! > :]==<

Good point...... *climbs back up smelling like a sewer.

*elite-nods* So now you have the chance to undo all your sins and worship my feet! *coughs* Guess they'll smell much better than you...X_X

*nods as he bows down to the snake feet*

Elite!? XD

Elite! *sits in his elite-armchair ™, feet up on the elite-table ™, sipping elite-cola ™, munching elite-chips ™*

*behaves like an elite-slave!* XD

*elite-chuckles* THAT'S what I wanna see, dammit! *stretches his elite-feet cloooose to your face* ^^

*does some elite-worshipping!*

Then, if you allow me to ask this profane question, really...

...WHAT ARE YE WAITING FOR? *points to his elite-feet*

*lifts legs and lowers feet down on your face* You may suff, err, sniff.

Can I tickle them? ^.V.^

Mmmm, yes, I think we could count that as worshipping. But you have to remove my sneakers at first. Do you dare?

Um......I'm not sure........

Why do you even wear sneakers? ?.V.?

Comfy and warm. : )==< But I do wash my paws regularly, so they aren't too bad. They are... elite. ^^

Ok, well I'm gonna pass. I don't really have the heart for worship. I'm more of a tickly Sergal. ^.V.^

Let me see what the "Great Snake Dictionary" says about foot-tickling... mhmm... page 356... "We don't have feet". Ah, shit, it's not the anthro edition...

Well, go ahead and tickle! ^^

(Gently runs my claws up and down your soles) ^.V.^

*chucklessss and elitely toewiggles* Hrrch... mmpffhh... XD

*kneels before you* your wish is my command of Elite one ^_^

Gruharhar! You should discuss possible commands with THESE guys here... *shoves both feet into your face*

*gasps but then holds your feet and takes one long sniff right deep in them*.....oh man

*lets his addyslave sniff the powerful python paws* Mhmmm, and that's what you'll do for the next hour. *reclines, grabs newspaper and reads*

*gulps as i try to stay there constantly sniffing and shivering at times because of such over powering feets.* Ho....How long has it been master?

Not long enough... and I hope you agree with me that it will be ME who will let you know when you're allowed to stop. *curls toes over nostrils* Trick or treat, hm?

*whimpers and nods, taking another long sniff right deep in between your toes* I understand.... *blinks*. I think

Gah...oh no...not again. Why is it not long after meeting you I end up with my nose pressed firmly into your sneaker fresh feet?

Fate? XD *slowly applies more pressure and lets your nostrils sink into the moist soles*

Possi-hey! How did you get your f-mmf! Mrrf! Nnn...*whimper*

*elite-smothers Robshi until his face is even more blueish than usual* Being an elitefur is fun. RIGHT, ROBSHI? >:]==<

Rrmmf...nnn....

The micro Kraig climbs up the elite table and looks at them before untying your elite sneaker slowly and carefully before breathing in their strong, elite smell and shivered a bit, eyes watering. However, he eventually digs his nose into your elite sole, sniffing it and filling his lungs with the elite stench before rubbing and massaging them.

Very good, very exemplary, Kraig! Comme il faut, as we south african pythons say. *lets you sniff and sweat underneath his size 16 paws, nodding at the massage.*

Kraig would sniff, deeper and deeper, showing no signs of worrying about himself as his lungs started to burn due to the amount of the elite foot musk and sweat that was getting inside of his lungs and the amount of non-elite air that he was exhaling. In the end he simply started to massage them even more before shivering and getting even deeper into them, almost asking to be sandwiched.

Beware the watchful eye of santa claw! He punishes snoothiness and will squish your house undertoe instead of bombarding it with gifts like roadsters, pianos or yachts...
Think I know where you got the inspiration... *whistles*

Larcanus... whenever you speak to an elitefur, you shouldn't dare being bigger than him/her. *uses binoculars for spotting your face* It's disrespectfulness! >:E==< Kneel down and suffer the wrath of my python feet! *Das klingt SO schwachsinnig! XD*

But otherwise yes... I am damn sure you know the source of my inspiration... the BASE of it... the FUR base of it. XD

Heh, I certainly wouldn't mind. I like your python feet.

Ah, a follower! XD Go ahead, then. *presses both feet into your face*

Mmmmph... *sniffles*

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Nah, they ain't that bad! XD

Whatever you *cough* say...

Do I have to knock you down a peg hehehe!!! (Get on IM more)

Remember, you're a victim wolfie! So behave accordingly, dammit! XD

NEVER!!!

Well, I am a reader... *Slowly wanders over to your snake feets and starts to rub them tenderly, worshipping them as he stares*

*Recliiiines and nods, grinning all cunningly.* Goood, you know how to show respect to an Elitefur! You seem to be useful, go on, boy, go on... *tailswishes all slowly*

*sniffing your toes with a smile, as he rubs each individual toe* Only the best care can be shown to an elite, so you should receive nothing less

Well it's the 24th. Now what are you?

Today I am reaching the peak of elitefurryness, I'll be totally out of realism, thinking of me as totally awesome. Around noon I'll slowly take the way down again, and around evening I should be back at my normal condition, totally aware of my unimportantness.

But up to then... SNIFF! *shoves both bare snake feet into your face* ^^

I should've known that that would backfire *Gets a noseful of snake foot stink.*