In the most recent millenium, in Equestrian time and space,
Princess Luna and her Royal Guards are caught in a nasty place,

They try to survive the whims of Tia,
Just an alicorn who rules Equestria,
From Canterlot below, she sets her sights above,
Just to torture all her captives on the satellite above!

GET! ME! DOOWWWWWN!

"I'll send her G1 ponies,
the worst I can find! (LA LALA)
she'll have to sit and watch them all,
and I'll monitor her mind.."

Now keep in mind, Luna can't control
where the ponies begin or end!
She'll try to keep her sanity,
with the help of her banished friends-

ROYAL ROLL CALL-


(To the tune of)