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Thoughts on my new cat
14 years ago
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I got a new cat. :3 He's very shy, 8 months old, and was a surprise Christmas present for 
NoventaWolf. He's a little tuxedo cat. :3 We have named him Nico. [NEE-ko] We are currently INTEGRATING HIM, which in the cat world is apparently a big gigantic clusterfuck.
a) this is both the happiest and most stressed I have ever seen NoventaWolf
b) New Cat was found in an apartment complex and has never been alone or, based on his total confusion, seen a mirror, because he keeps trying to run through it
c) two of my existing cats are just hissing at everything that moves......................boy if they're this upset with a little kitten they are going to be HORRIFIED when i roll in with a fucking husky puppy
d) the cat is going between "OMG HIDE" and "omg this human is petting me must roll around for human i love human pet me human lovelovelovelovelove."
e) i hope this Integration shit goes quickly, it's really getting old. do you know how you integrate two unfamiliar dogs? you put them in a room together. INTEGRATION COMPLETE.
f) "meow."
THE END
NoventaWolf. He's a little tuxedo cat. :3 We have named him Nico. [NEE-ko] We are currently INTEGRATING HIM, which in the cat world is apparently a big gigantic clusterfuck.a) this is both the happiest and most stressed I have ever seen
NoventaWolfb) New Cat was found in an apartment complex and has never been alone or, based on his total confusion, seen a mirror, because he keeps trying to run through it
c) two of my existing cats are just hissing at everything that moves......................boy if they're this upset with a little kitten they are going to be HORRIFIED when i roll in with a fucking husky puppy
d) the cat is going between "OMG HIDE" and "omg this human is petting me must roll around for human i love human pet me human lovelovelovelovelove."
e) i hope this Integration shit goes quickly, it's really getting old. do you know how you integrate two unfamiliar dogs? you put them in a room together. INTEGRATION COMPLETE.
f) "meow."
THE END
yeah that about sums it up
technically now he has 3 1/4 cats and i have majority share in a 4th
so
yeah
lool
lol can you TAKE one? THAT would help me ;)
congratulations on the new member
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/2315023/
Though I suppose it just starts with one. I want to get a second cat but Steve is our princess and I don't think she'd take too kindly to a new cat.
apparently, NO CAT ON EARTH EVER takes kindly to a new cat. i think the trick is just to accept that you're going to have 2 weeks of fucking insanity and hide all your nice things.
MAYBE I'LL BRING YOU ONE NEXT WEEK
wait, now he's ON the decorative bench in the living room, eating leaves off my ficus
OH WAIT NO HE'S ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE G-D- IT NICO GET DOWN FROM THERE
ok now he's phase-shifted across the room and he's setting next to me
And look on the bright side, between Oak's age and Mishka's fat ass there's no way either one of them could catch him ^__^
and now maybe on top of the fridge
F
BTW my blackberry died. o_0 the battery overheated. getting a new one tomorrow but i'll be incommunicado till then. D'OHHHHH
I wonder if his favorite book is "Through the looking glass" XD
D'aaaw...I hope they'll at least get along. How can ya hate the cute husky pup. <3
Cat's are just picky that way. But hope it goes quite quickly for ya before your big Vacation. ^^
YEAH ABOUT THAT one of these days it's going to be "through the looking glass with 14 stitches and a drained shepherdwolf checking account"
i THOUGHT we were at least tolerant at this point but there's still hissing going on. FREAKING CATS. i swear i cannot stand felines except for the occasional tiger. :3 LIKE UM YAH LULZ