Well, really its not like the drive from Tucson to Phoenix is particularly long or hard, its like 99 miles, though the drive back takes 3 hours. It does not matter how fast you drive, for the record I have driven a government vehicle with lights and sirens (not turned on, but y'know, attached), at close to 85 miles average speed coming back from Phoenix (its a 75 MPH road, and the general rule of thumb is never drive more than 9 over speed limit in a non-critical-emergency situation, IE running code). It still takes 3 hours to get back. Its a geographical oddity that Tucson is 3 hours from Phoenix at any speed... if you don't believe me, ask an aircraft pilot.

That's not why I'm writing this journal, I'm writing this journal because of the Brazilian Bull, which I will be attending in Phoenix. Here is their menu: http://www.brazilianbullsteakhouse......Bull/Menu.html

That's right, you put your little chip green side up, and they begin bringing you delicious meats on a frigging SWORD until you tell them to stop, and you can then later tell them to start again!

If you tell them you can't eat anymore, they bring you CAKE!


If you never see me again, if I never post here again, if my face appears on milk cartons, be not afraid, I am probably still at a table at the Brazilian Bull... and I may never leave.