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Rules:
You must answer everything truthfully or whoever you got this from can slap you in the face. Unless, y'know, you're good at lying. No embarrassed/laughing/otherwise emoticons allowed! No explaining or elaborating! Just your answer, in as few words as possible!
Also, we know everyone masturbates and everyone has embarrassing designs on their underwear. Don't lie to us. OK, GO GO GO!


What color are your underwear?
Different shades of blue

Do they have a design?
Stripes

Girls, what color is your bra?
White with black lace and purple ribbons >.>

Is there a design?
Nope, just lace and ribbons

Are you a virgin?
Nope

Happy that way?
Yep

What is your favorite sex position?
Cowgirl

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Mostly straight, but the right girl can sway that

Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)?
Look? Sure. It doesn't do much for me though

Real porn?
Only girl on girl, or really kinky stuff. Plain ole sex is boring to watch.

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Sometimes

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
As long as it's girls.

Who was your first kiss with?
A dude named Chris. (This is fucking weird Demona, because mine was too)

Are they of the opposite sex?
Duh?

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yeeees

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Mmmhmm

What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
I think I would be going to jail.

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Used to

If so, where?
Tongue

Do you have any tattoos?
Saving for them right now

If so, where?
Back of my neck, and I think on my wrist

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
I have a 2 year old daughter.

Ever done any illegal drugs?
Lots of em

If so, which ones?
The people that need to know know.

Have you ever cheated on someone?
Yeah.

Ever been cheated on?
Mmhmm

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
All the time, actually. Apparently not being a prude means I'm a slut.

Do you own any sex toys?
A vibrator. I really don't like other ones.

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Ew

Have you ever masturbated?
Yes

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Mmhmm.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Mmmhmm

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
I'm on the pill

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Yuuus

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yep

Do they care?
Not really.

Are you uncomfortable yet?
...Should I be? These questions are kinda lame. I was expecting the spit/swallow question. But apparently your underwear color is more uncomfortable. (The second one, by the way)

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Yep