CHALKO CHIP COOKIE *DUH*OUGH

I DO BECAUSE TAYLOR DOES

When are you ever not drunk?

DURING CLASS?

idk

Do you believe in predestination?

Do you believe in capital punishment?

Do you believe that alcohol can solve all your problems?

Do you think you are a good person?

Do you need more to drink?

No I don't believe in church, or Prez or whatever

CAP DEM BITCHES

Definitely not, it usually just makes things a lot worse

I try to be, but my forward personality and inability to be nice to people I despise gets in the way a lot

Nah, I brought the bottle to bed with me, I'm good.

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?

IDK PROBS,

THINK WHAT EVER YOU WANTTTT DONT LET THE MAN GET YOU DOWN BRO?

But I'm caught in a landslide and there's no escape from reality.
People tell me to open my eyes, so look I look up to the sky and see that I'm just a poor boy, and I need no sympathy,
because I'm just easy come, easy go. I have little highs and little lows. But any way the wind blows, it doesn't really matter to me. To me.

dude,, WAY too many words. I didn't read any of that.

Dang it, I thought I was being a good troll.

That was Bohemian Rhapsody, written so it would kind of make sense in context.

Dammit, I'm late to the party!

ITS OVER D:

I assume by this point you've sobered up, with whatever trials and tribulations that may or may not entail. I'm still going to throw a question at you anyways. How smashed are you going to get tonight?

my Godparents kids are coming over.. and they're like 8....




SUPER SMASHED WITH CHILDREN!!!

Yeah, gotta get them started at an early age.

Yeah!! Fuck underage drinking