Why we don't write letters like this
17 years ago
This is my submission for Thursday's prompt. This is just for fun, nothing personal.
For the lovers out there I hope you the best of luck in the future, and for the loners, don't give up and remember friends and family love you just as much as anyone else ever will. Now that the Valentine's Day's greetings are over, let's go on to the corporate love letter! -Sounds the drums-
Dear Mr. Soandso,
Thank your for taking the time to write a letter of your heartfelt feelings towards yours truly. I greatly appreciate your interest and admiration; however, I regret to inform you that I cannot return similar feelings at the given time.
While I was impressed with your use of literary devices to describe your admiration, after careful consideration I have decided to pursue other options for the time being. Please note that your letter will be kept in the trash can for three weeks until the next pick-up in case there is another position I feel you maybe qualified for.
I appreciate your interest in me, and I wish you the best of luck in your continued search for love.
Sincerely,
Heartbreak Inc.
Also, I'm feeling much better now that break has started and I've got some sleep. Expecting for production to increase shortly.
For the lovers out there I hope you the best of luck in the future, and for the loners, don't give up and remember friends and family love you just as much as anyone else ever will. Now that the Valentine's Day's greetings are over, let's go on to the corporate love letter! -Sounds the drums-
Dear Mr. Soandso,
Thank your for taking the time to write a letter of your heartfelt feelings towards yours truly. I greatly appreciate your interest and admiration; however, I regret to inform you that I cannot return similar feelings at the given time.
While I was impressed with your use of literary devices to describe your admiration, after careful consideration I have decided to pursue other options for the time being. Please note that your letter will be kept in the trash can for three weeks until the next pick-up in case there is another position I feel you maybe qualified for.
I appreciate your interest in me, and I wish you the best of luck in your continued search for love.
Sincerely,
Heartbreak Inc.
Also, I'm feeling much better now that break has started and I've got some sleep. Expecting for production to increase shortly.
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