Happy New Years!
14 years ago
General
Hard to believe it's been another year! Time goes by so fast.
So... here are my new years resolutions!
1. Rape more unicorn bitches.
2. Continue to stick to a bi-monthly chapter release.
3. Enslave everyone.
4. Reserved.
Hmm, I wonder what some of my characters resolutions would be?
So... here are my new years resolutions!
1. Rape more unicorn bitches.
2. Continue to stick to a bi-monthly chapter release.
3. Enslave everyone.
4. Reserved.
Hmm, I wonder what some of my characters resolutions would be?
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Tamira: Avoid cock at all cost
Dana: Wasnt I the main character??
Sabeth: Continue being loved by everyone
Crazed mumbling wolfslave in the corner: Draw these unicorns to please all the drgns
Telly will get her wish soon.
Please all of the dragons, and draw all of the porn... that's a good one too, yup!
1. Get free of these shackles
2. Remove ballgag.
3. Remove this thing that's been buzzing in my rear for the past week.
4. Well, okay, maybe we'll leave that in because it feels *reeeeeeally* good, but still... it's not helping me with the um... err.. what was #5?
5. Oh yeah, escape. Break a couple of dragon jaws on the way out.
6. Resolve never to fall prey to such an obvious trap again, and get vengeance on that damned dragon.
I can't wait and happy new year to you as well Dragontalon
kills me waiting for the next chapter as it is damn it, i should think of a way to clone good writers and artists so we can all have nice things :)
1. Remove tail from you-know-what
2. Free everyone
3. Do Dana
4. Do Lilly, again
5. Actually, just do anyone who's female and looks grateful
6. Never think about penises ever again.
You have to aim high, you know.
She might get to do 3,4 and 5... :)
This years resolution of this bitch:
1. Stay captured
2. Stay captured
3. Stay captured
4. Don't try to break free of this new lovable cage
5. Please the dragon master in all ways possible
1. Find out just who the hell I'm getting sold to.
2. Improve the acid etching on several ceremonial suits of dragon armor. Just because the dragons have to fight off the insect invasion for us doesn't mean they can't fight in style.
3. Hit on rubbervixen while killing time in the slave pens.
4. Ask for some quills, ink, and paper from the nice dragon that enslaved me in order to make a codex of several methods to improve security around the lair. Also suggest the addition of highly polished mirrors for the rugged area separating the Dragon Empire from the insect hordes. These could be used to blind flying insects if there is enough sunlight, or to repel the bugs at night. This could also be used as a means to keep a good night watch on the paths. Heck you could even use them as 'spotter lights' at night to aim your catapults.
5. Finish the prototype for the 'hollow point' spear point. The idea behind this is to have a small compartment that have a poison that kills the insect quickly without having to hack the ever loving shit out of the damned things. If you jab them in the soft areas of the joints or in between the exoskeleton plates the poison goes right into their system and we can all laugh as the bug flops on the ground in pain.
6. Faithfully serve whichever dragon or dragoness I get sold to. I hope it's a dragoness, but a dragon is fine too.
I might have a few more later.
7. Set up a distillery to make various types of booze. I suspect that the dragon who 'captured' me is a rum drinker. I must pass this idea along to him. He may even keep me for himself or at least I'll fetch a higher price at auction.
8. Share all the battle tactics of the Five Tribes with my new Master/Mistress including how to break an enemy's shield wall with grappling hooks, how to poison your enemy's crops with ergot so you can watch them freak the fuck out and start accusing everyone around them of begin evil/a witch, and the entire codex of booby traps.
9. Finish the latest book I'm reading ("You Can Be This Charming Too" by Ed Gein).
10. As a joke try to convert DragonTalon to Scientology.
11. Drink more whiskey this year.