As most of you know, I am Straight-Edge. I don't drink alcohol, I don't do drugs, I don't smoke, but yet, every other person in my family has broken the Straight-Edge code. My mother drinks and smokes heavily, my father is a recovering former drug-user and recovering former alcoholic. But, I doubt the New Year is going to change that fact. I don't ask you to like what I have to say, I only ask that you listen up and get the reason why I try to be nice.

Screw me once, shame on you. Screw me twice, I'll screw you, Screw me three times, I f**king hate you.

So, as you crack open your beers and light up your cigarettes, remember this: I am going to crack open a nice can of Diet Pepsi and breathe in fresh air as I watch the ball drop on Times Square. I don't really care if you hate me after I say this, so go ahead, un-watch me.

My New Years Resolution: Become more assertive, I have problems saying that I hate people to their faces...