So, I thought valentines day would be a slow day at work... all the couples going to romantic candlelight dinners, hardly anyone ordering cheap pizzas. Eh heh... shrubby didn't think his brilliant plan all the way through here...

What I neglected to consider was all the little boys and girls that had a babysitter while mommy and daddy were romancing.
And we all know the sitter's preferred choice of food...
"Hey kids, who wants pizza? 8D"
*facetentacle* x-x

before I continue, let me give a few details. 100 orders is an average 10hr day, 175 is a busy weekend, and 70 or so is a slow day.
We got two hundred orders in SIX HOURS. We clogged the oven twice, and had to remake about 10 orders because nobody likes a black pizza. [this has nothing to do with black people, you racist bastard D: ]

Along the way, someone got the idea to make heart-shaped pizzas out of stuffed-crust. While the idea was honorable... the baking process made said pizzas come out looking like asses.
"Hey honey, this pizza symbolizes my love for you!!"
"...you want to do it in the butt? O.o"
"D:"

There were a few other problems with today... we ran out of breadsticks, but that was solved by cannibalizing some large hand-tossed crusts into spares. We also ran out of Large Pan crusts, so we again used the hand-tossed to fill in the gap.
This empty space honors all the brave handtossed who were mercilessly mutilated into magnificent monstrosities T-T { }

So, in conclusion... <3's day was fun.
And such.
e.e