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14 years ago
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One pauses and looks to his companion and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a lake? BOB!
... on a doorstep? MATT!
... on a wall? ART!
... in a hole? DOUG!
What do you call the guy outside the hole? PHIL!
How do you make a cat into a dog? Gas and a match! <WOOF!>
How do you make a dog into a cat? Freezer and a bandsaw! <MMMEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWW...>
Thankyew, thankyew. I'm here til Thursday- try the veal!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a lake? BOB!
... on a doorstep? MATT!
... on a wall? ART!
... in a hole? DOUG!
What do you call the guy outside the hole? PHIL!
How do you make a cat into a dog? Gas and a match! <WOOF!>
How do you make a dog into a cat? Freezer and a bandsaw! <MMMEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWW...>
Thankyew, thankyew. I'm here til Thursday- try the veal!
Stealing the first one from the bar eh lovely? *hugs*
Eh, its not like it's a NEW joke. That one dates to vaudeville!
