1.) Are you going to be at FC?

FC will be at me.

2.) Is it going to be awesome?

The ocean swells like a slow toast machine to swallow the shallow shadow of crippled memory.

3.) Where you gonna stay?

The turtle has the courage-mistaken-for-cowardice of an animal that carries its home on its back.

4.) Who you gonna roll with?

The star-minded mastodons and the children of sea-funk; the blaze-eyed walrus bashers, and the fast cash sequin dancers with the razorish glib-taught thumb-bellies.

5.) How does an enterprising person find you at this con?

Wrap yourself inside yourself and you might catch a glimpse of my tailfeathers coruscating in the rush of your bawdiest headlamps.

6.) You wanna get dinner?

I want to slicify into the marrow of complacent time and masticate its juicy juicy.

7.) You wanna get drunk?

"If you would not feel the horrible burden of Time weigh you down and crush you to the Earth,
Be drunken, continually.
Drunken with what?
With wine, with poetry, or with virtue as you please." -cb

8.) You gonna take commissions?

I will take them to Vulcan's forge, and heft them into the caldera, weeping.

9.) You gonna take trades?

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10.) What is your idea of a good time at a convention?

4:20.