u gon be old

On the bright side, you can get free early-morning coffee at fast food places now.

WHIPPERSNAPPER *shakes cane at*

begins to drop werther's originals wherever i walk

distinct odor of pinesol and medicine

martin luther king would be proud of you son

Hey that's the same birthday as me, give it back man I had it first

make up for the aging process by having way too much cake
(obligatory jokes about metamucil)

dag yo, you old as a mofo

Greg's 13 days of presents begins today

Everyone gets a coupon for Aldi stores valued at $399!!!!!

look man
it doesn't matter what day it is. you're always the same awesome person if you're 12 or 99 years old.
once you start going over 20 i think we all start getting this dread hanging over our age and birthdays and stuff since we're speeding away from our youthful folly years and we start to really realize what we're doing in life and need to do and all that shit.

i think you got enough right to be happy, and i am happy for you.
you got friends and they'll celebrate too.

i also am saying this to myself, i am not really looking forward to turning 26 soon.

Pff, you young whippersnapper, you have nothing to complain about.
Also: soon congratulations.

borgpday