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Awwww yeahhhhhhh
Sorry 'bout not bein' round for New Year's. I was... asleep. >.=.< I'm thinkin' bout going to ask a doctor about it cause I'm, like, sleeping all the time. It's unnatural!
Aaaaand our laptop's only got IE on it, which is incredibly shitty and bug-infested and prone to not loading pages and lagging.
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Anyway, we finally got our new washer and dryer. They're actually... nice... They have the glass porthole doors in the side that spin, like the ones The Price is Right and Let's Make a Deal give away! Woo! I can see how a half-wit kid could climb in one of those for a ride. XD
Oh, and my mom got a new bottle from Sally's Beauty Supply of some kind of plant oil shampoo. I was takin' a shower and looked at it out of curiosity, and the first ingredient list was Agua. I was like, what? What the fuck is Agua? If it's water, say it's water. Why do you need to pretend it's some fancy foreign ingredient? Unless, I dunno, they got the water in Europe... Anyway, I tried to think up a logical reason for why they didn't just call it water, but the best I could come up with was that the folks at Sally's thought we were so stupid if they said it was water we might try to drink it.
I started to get all offended, but then I remembered that Sally's customers regularly bought stuff like a 3-ounce tin of brown créme for like eighty dollars.
I GUESS I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME IN THE SHOWER
[our shower is just as amazing as our washer and dryer, by the way. Hee insurance money :3]
Awwww yeahhhhhhh
Sorry 'bout not bein' round for New Year's. I was... asleep. >.=.< I'm thinkin' bout going to ask a doctor about it cause I'm, like, sleeping all the time. It's unnatural!
Aaaaand our laptop's only got IE on it, which is incredibly shitty and bug-infested and prone to not loading pages and lagging.
Me gusta
Anyway, we finally got our new washer and dryer. They're actually... nice... They have the glass porthole doors in the side that spin, like the ones The Price is Right and Let's Make a Deal give away! Woo! I can see how a half-wit kid could climb in one of those for a ride. XD
Oh, and my mom got a new bottle from Sally's Beauty Supply of some kind of plant oil shampoo. I was takin' a shower and looked at it out of curiosity, and the first ingredient list was Agua. I was like, what? What the fuck is Agua? If it's water, say it's water. Why do you need to pretend it's some fancy foreign ingredient? Unless, I dunno, they got the water in Europe... Anyway, I tried to think up a logical reason for why they didn't just call it water, but the best I could come up with was that the folks at Sally's thought we were so stupid if they said it was water we might try to drink it.
I started to get all offended, but then I remembered that Sally's customers regularly bought stuff like a 3-ounce tin of brown créme for like eighty dollars.
I GUESS I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME IN THE SHOWER
[our shower is just as amazing as our washer and dryer, by the way. Hee insurance money :3]
as for the sleeping all the time thing that could be a form of depression. it's not all just being sad and stuff, just feeling tired all the time is a sign of it.
and as for the agua...it's just a gimmick to make people think it's fancy, and therefor worth more money.
I like my theory better :D
Thanks, by the way.
Thanks.
>_<
a huge, high-pressure torrent of steaming-hot water. You can move the nozzle itself up, down, tilt, side to side, and the flow is obscene! Like, standing under a roaring, boiling waterfall. It's the best thing ever, and my family literally has fights over who gets to use it before the water gets lukewarm. XD
See, we had a kitchen fire several years ago, and with the insurance money we got grand spankin' new appliances throughout ～<3
Though the family we rented to while we were in Florida busted the microwave and washer/dryer >.=.>
And you're not on YIM. D:
Oh, wait, that's a surprise.
*huddles in close to try and see*
W-what are the other symptoms? *squeak*
other than that.... all you need is bedrest and once you have it, you wont get it again
talk about wake up wanting to go back to sleep!!!
anywho... jes love, agua is water. (my cubano brother here insist it's nothing else ;) ) and the reason is: which is worth more per weight to the public? plain ol' water? or magnificent exotic agua?
so yes, you surmise is correct, ultimately. the companies think we are stupid. after all, "it doesn't matter if it works! we'll just label it exotic and everybody will rush for a chance!"
tis why i buy things that work not things that are advertised to work. usually the cheaper one will do better. (because it works.)
mind you- does not include hairfixing time or dressing time. simply shower time ;) my family has learned: if Verda is to do something TELL HER A HOUR AHEAD OF TIME. (that is before you have her bitching and complaining about her lacking state of dress for the rest of the day.)
assuming i don't need a shower that is.....
when you wake me up, i take a shower first thing. aka: if you wake verda up, do so at your peril. then give her like... 2 hours before the deadlines.
...and prepare for a irritable mood if lacking in rest >:3