Autobiography of Turic part one
13 years ago
Eric Gilbert.
To whom it may concern but probably doesn’t concern anyone except the writer to any real deep extent.
Eric Benjamin Gilbert, the name that was given to a boy who was born troubled from the start. Heart and breathing complications nearly caused him to die and end his life short, at least 18 years short. However he managed to survive his first near death encounter where he was born in Woodstock hospital in Georgia.
Eric was the last to be born in his family, a minute after his twin sister whom is technically his twin, though the two show no signs of any extra sensory perception. In fact, Sarah had a stronger ESP with her brother Chris then did she have with Eric. Chris was the oldest two and a fourth years older then the twins, it seemed all the mathematical wit and intelligence was taken by him. For through the years of their lives, Chris always received A’s in the highest honor math classes, only receiving one B through his college career. Eric was failing 1st grade math.
Sarah and Eric neither had a bitter relationship though, through the years they stockpiled a large sum of fluffy animal toys and they would build a city of animals, each species had their own home, personality and job in the community. Much like a human city. In fact, there was a small family of anorexic Barbie dolls as well. When the family moved from Woodstock to Dahlonega however, the town was slowly torn apart. In other words, Sarah got bored of the idea of playing with toys and found she was much to grown up to play in such childish ways. She was 8 now and couldn’t have her image scared as a much more grown up girl of eight, this confused Eric’s small mind. He never did get over the joy of the anthropomorphizing of the animals.
If there was one thing Eric was, that would be stubborn, not only as a personality but maybe even as a mental condition, refusing to give up his childhood and love for anthropomorphism He eventually began drawing human animal hybrids
Church was something Eric never fully comprehended. He found church pointless seeing as you only need to ask for god to love you, and apparently, he will. His defiance for church eventually had him sent away to a Christian school in which he was expelled for reasons “an uncontrollable child” Eric was soon diagnosed with ADHD and for the next three years was homeschooled. Hindering his social skills even further. This left him with a curious nature on the psychology of humans he would keep for the rest of his life.
In later years he was sent to many church camps, In which always had one of those deep meaningful messages on how one would die and burn in hell forever unless they accepted Christ into their life. It was deeply emotional and everyone cried and submitted and prayed. Eric himself did not. The brutal natures of having an invisible god hold him over a fire and hope he manages to escape caused him to become atheist. To him it was like hoping the blind cat would move out of the road before he gets hit by the silent Mac truck (the Mac truck being of course, on fire).
Along with his mom’s occasional attempts to convert him to be a Christian, Eric’s home life was pretty standard, a dad, a mom. A normal and reasonable amount of chores that to present day the kids still complain about. Relatives of the family always gathered in on person or another’s house, Eric’s favorite cousin probably being his grandma who is a full blood Norwegian and probably able to break many of your bones.
Needless to say, besides the small kinks, everything was normal. That was everything except for Eric. As he hit puberty, Eric’s drawings of human animal hybrids took a slightly sexual nature. Needless to say it disturbed his parents.
Church not working, they eventually strongly suggested wrestling in which he joined and after only a year began to win almost every match, including a second place in an amateur national tournament. By the strangest nature however, this did not satisfy Eric.
(writing this at school, someone started playing a game and i couldnt concentrate)
To whom it may concern but probably doesn’t concern anyone except the writer to any real deep extent.
Eric Benjamin Gilbert, the name that was given to a boy who was born troubled from the start. Heart and breathing complications nearly caused him to die and end his life short, at least 18 years short. However he managed to survive his first near death encounter where he was born in Woodstock hospital in Georgia.
Eric was the last to be born in his family, a minute after his twin sister whom is technically his twin, though the two show no signs of any extra sensory perception. In fact, Sarah had a stronger ESP with her brother Chris then did she have with Eric. Chris was the oldest two and a fourth years older then the twins, it seemed all the mathematical wit and intelligence was taken by him. For through the years of their lives, Chris always received A’s in the highest honor math classes, only receiving one B through his college career. Eric was failing 1st grade math.
Sarah and Eric neither had a bitter relationship though, through the years they stockpiled a large sum of fluffy animal toys and they would build a city of animals, each species had their own home, personality and job in the community. Much like a human city. In fact, there was a small family of anorexic Barbie dolls as well. When the family moved from Woodstock to Dahlonega however, the town was slowly torn apart. In other words, Sarah got bored of the idea of playing with toys and found she was much to grown up to play in such childish ways. She was 8 now and couldn’t have her image scared as a much more grown up girl of eight, this confused Eric’s small mind. He never did get over the joy of the anthropomorphizing of the animals.
If there was one thing Eric was, that would be stubborn, not only as a personality but maybe even as a mental condition, refusing to give up his childhood and love for anthropomorphism He eventually began drawing human animal hybrids
Church was something Eric never fully comprehended. He found church pointless seeing as you only need to ask for god to love you, and apparently, he will. His defiance for church eventually had him sent away to a Christian school in which he was expelled for reasons “an uncontrollable child” Eric was soon diagnosed with ADHD and for the next three years was homeschooled. Hindering his social skills even further. This left him with a curious nature on the psychology of humans he would keep for the rest of his life.
In later years he was sent to many church camps, In which always had one of those deep meaningful messages on how one would die and burn in hell forever unless they accepted Christ into their life. It was deeply emotional and everyone cried and submitted and prayed. Eric himself did not. The brutal natures of having an invisible god hold him over a fire and hope he manages to escape caused him to become atheist. To him it was like hoping the blind cat would move out of the road before he gets hit by the silent Mac truck (the Mac truck being of course, on fire).
Along with his mom’s occasional attempts to convert him to be a Christian, Eric’s home life was pretty standard, a dad, a mom. A normal and reasonable amount of chores that to present day the kids still complain about. Relatives of the family always gathered in on person or another’s house, Eric’s favorite cousin probably being his grandma who is a full blood Norwegian and probably able to break many of your bones.
Needless to say, besides the small kinks, everything was normal. That was everything except for Eric. As he hit puberty, Eric’s drawings of human animal hybrids took a slightly sexual nature. Needless to say it disturbed his parents.
Church not working, they eventually strongly suggested wrestling in which he joined and after only a year began to win almost every match, including a second place in an amateur national tournament. By the strangest nature however, this did not satisfy Eric.
(writing this at school, someone started playing a game and i couldnt concentrate)

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