"I have this notion for a story..."
"Yeah, so?"
"At first I conceived it as a human tale."
"They don't have tails. And besides, you've done those."
"Indeed. This one has some genuine applicability to fur."
"So, make it furry."
"But what about the traditional fan base?"
"You're waffling."
"Girrr! Your waffles have sickened meeee!"
"And now you're temporizing."
"Bugger off."
"You could split the difference, human and fur."
"Uhhh. Nahhhh."
"Flip a coin."
"Do you have a coin?"
"Yes, your paycheck arrived this morning. Ready? Heads I win, tails you lose."
"Okay. Do it!"
*flip* *shinnnnng* *tink* *clatter clatter clatter*