Officer: I pulled you over because you were doing 92 in a 70. Any reason you were going that fast?
Me: (I slumped down in my seat and wanted to say CUZ IMMA RETARD AND I LIKE TO GO FAST MEEP MEEP!!!)
but instead I said I just got off of work and I'm trying to get home...
Officer: You got your license?
Me: Yes sir...
(at this point he thinks I'm a retard because I pulled over to the left shoulder instead of the right on a four lane highway....
I panicked and started shaking so I pulled to whatever was closer...)
He went back to his car to run my license through the system and came back a few minutes later.
Officer: Ok so doing 22 over the limit is INSANE. It's also a $300 ticket.
Now I want you take that $300 and put it in a bank and just slow down before you get yourself hurt. Alright?
Me: *still shaking* yes sir...
I did 60 the rest of the way home...
Still don't know why he didn't wright me up.
Needless to say, no more speeding....