Woke up this morning and had this really crazy dream. here is what i remember.....

TL:DR; [this is a really crazy dream. my neighbor was a super villain. you should read it]



It all Started with me putting a battery in a swatch watch. It was the wrong battery but it fit.
Later that night I was at a party in my old house from Burlington. And we were talking with our neighbor, who was a super villain and no one knew at this point. He had long blue fingernails.

A bit later. I noticed my watch. And it was going very fast. Like the minute hand was going around in 5 seconds. I started showing people. And everyone was amazed. Then I was inside the house. I took the battery out of the watch. And tried charging it. The battery was the size of a AA battery but when I charged it. It shrunk to 1/3 that size and started making sizzling noises. So I threw it out the window. And when it landed on the front lawn. It exploded into a huge fireball. Everyone on the lawn and in the house cheered me on. because I didn’t blow up the house.

So the next day we went to whistler. We weren’t skiing but were there for a famous person showing up party. On the way there. My mom was driving her SUV there. And to get into the parking lot. You had to drive through this crazy maze. It took you through very tight turns. Up and down hills. Then it got harder. There were bumps in the road. The turns got tighter. The ceiling and walls were very very close to the car. I didn’t think my mom could drive through all this. But she made it. At the end we were given a handful of little metal doves as a prize. I put them in my pocket and we went to watch the skiers and snowboarders while we waited for this famous person to arrive.

While watching the snowboarders. There was this lookout spot we were at. That you could watch them jump over top of you. They seem to be all flying overhead. The hill was so very steep. I was wondering how they were able to even stay on the hill. It was almost vertical. Someone we knew jumped into a snow bank next to us and laughed. Then someone he knew jumped on top of him. And then a third jumped on him. They all laughed. And I was thinking to myself.. wow. I seem old. Cuz that would have hurt me a lot for that to happen to me. . just as I finished my thought. They said it was time to go see this famous person. So we all left.
We were waiting in line with the other paparazzi wanting to get pictures. There was already fans waiting in front of us. When I noticed our neighbor the super villain standing next to us. I didn’t know he was evil at this point, but still wanted to get ahead of him to take the good pictures. . . the gates opened. My neighbor started running through the crowd to get to the front. We chased after him. We got to the front of the line. And all started taking pictures of all the things we saw. It didn’t matter what it was. We took pictures of it. One of the things I remember was a DC steering wheel cover with a steering knob on it. Sitting on the street. No one took pictures of it. Except me. And people laughed at me for doing it. Just then I noticed the blue finger nails on my neighbor. And it clued in, in my head that he was a super villain. And was just there to blow the place up. Using my battery exploding technology. I looked into his eyes. And he saw that I knew what he was up too. And he ran off. We chased him back out of the building down some stairs. When he put a piece of carpet over some of the stairs. To look like there was a dead end. But in the bottom was a flap. Like a doggie dog in the carpet. I pushed it open and saw my neighbor standing up on a perch . I couldn’t jump down. Because the floor was all covered in knives. He said you must fight me. Or the knives. So I chose him. I looked down and all the knives were gone. So we all jumped down and the my neighbor started fighting us. I ran out of the building. And tried to signal my friends to come with me. And eventually they all did. We got out just in time. As the building exploded.

After the explosion it was night time. And people from whistler mountain were shining lasers at us. Blue and purple ones. Someone was yelling that the police had been called. So we had to get out of there. We used parkour to escape running down walls. And fleeing the scene. I was running so fast. Hanging from walls and getting so far away.

I got to the bottom of this big hill. And was standing at a bus stop. I was swinging on a pole for fun. When I noticed a sign on the bus stop. It was animated. Like a TV commercial. It was showing the CEO of a tobacco company laughing can carrying on how big his company was going to be. Marketing cigarettes to children. He was using the metal doves as a marketing ploy and giving them to children.

Just then I threw the little metal doves out of my pocket on to the road they were sharp and were popping the tires of the cars driving by. . . then I woke up.