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Fan Fic pet peeves
18 years ago
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These are some of my biggest pet peeves in furry or any other writing...or any other form of storytelling.
1. The main character or any other characters of the author's creation being a Mary Stu. This is very evident in poorly developed characters. Eragon and the entire Elven race in Christopher Paolini's Inheritance trilogy are good examples of this. Besides, flawed characters are more fun. Here's a link to a good definition of this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Stu
2. Amnesia. There's too much of it in stories nowadays. This is an exceedingly dead cliche, anime being the largest abuser of this one. Also it show's the author is sometimes to lazy to come up with a decent backstory.
3. Perfectly beautiful characters. I'm seperating this from the Mary Stu one because I feel it needs to be addressed directly. I hate these characters. Everyone is supermodel perfect and always seem to have a spotlight on them. The males are all ripped and studly, with a penis roughly the size of my car's axle, while all the females are perfectly hot, tit's out to China and ready to go down if a male drops a cheeto. It's a bigas kick in the face to suspension of disbelief and it's also exceedingly shallow. I've read fanfics in which a fairly famous fur will walk by and the entire story jumps off it's current track to revolve around this character for roughly half the story even if it's a secondary character. These characters also tend to have the biggest libido of all time. Fine, then if they must fuck everything that breathes and a few things that don't, then let them, just don't make a new sex scene each time they walk into a room.
4. Sonic fanfic starring a new even faster hedgehog than even Sonic! Fanwank the Hedgehog, yet another recolor of Sonic. Whoop-de-friggin-doo.
5. Elves. Hate them. If I read another WoW fanfic that glorifies one more fucking elf, I'm going to go create an alternate universe with every elf ever seen in a fantasy story and I'm going to go and rape their skulls until they die with an Exact-O knife.
That's all for now more coming later.
1. The main character or any other characters of the author's creation being a Mary Stu. This is very evident in poorly developed characters. Eragon and the entire Elven race in Christopher Paolini's Inheritance trilogy are good examples of this. Besides, flawed characters are more fun. Here's a link to a good definition of this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Stu
2. Amnesia. There's too much of it in stories nowadays. This is an exceedingly dead cliche, anime being the largest abuser of this one. Also it show's the author is sometimes to lazy to come up with a decent backstory.
3. Perfectly beautiful characters. I'm seperating this from the Mary Stu one because I feel it needs to be addressed directly. I hate these characters. Everyone is supermodel perfect and always seem to have a spotlight on them. The males are all ripped and studly, with a penis roughly the size of my car's axle, while all the females are perfectly hot, tit's out to China and ready to go down if a male drops a cheeto. It's a bigas kick in the face to suspension of disbelief and it's also exceedingly shallow. I've read fanfics in which a fairly famous fur will walk by and the entire story jumps off it's current track to revolve around this character for roughly half the story even if it's a secondary character. These characters also tend to have the biggest libido of all time. Fine, then if they must fuck everything that breathes and a few things that don't, then let them, just don't make a new sex scene each time they walk into a room.
4. Sonic fanfic starring a new even faster hedgehog than even Sonic! Fanwank the Hedgehog, yet another recolor of Sonic. Whoop-de-friggin-doo.
5. Elves. Hate them. If I read another WoW fanfic that glorifies one more fucking elf, I'm going to go create an alternate universe with every elf ever seen in a fantasy story and I'm going to go and rape their skulls until they die with an Exact-O knife.
That's all for now more coming later.
ill bring my knives, but i cant promise i wont hup a couple of the chicks, been super horny and lonely latly... IM SO ALONE*weep weep stab