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My Sad Attempt to be more active here. Enter: Meme? Damn it.
14 years ago
*wags* Heya! *looks down* WORDS!! *pounces*
Where are you staying?
Where it be.
Who will you be with?
Jojo, Kijan, and Medibun.
Do you do trades?
Hell yeah! I'll trade my Pikachu for your Charizard....Wait...what? I don't have enough badges!? NOOOOO!
What suits will you have?
None fool. I ain't got the money fo' that. Shooooot.
What is your gender?
Male. Is that important?
How old are you?
No comment. I don't think you need that information.
Can I talk to you?
Yes, but only if you are interesting. If you are creepy?
Stay away.
Can I buy you a drink?
Platonic drinks are lovely. No "I wanna do you" drinks please.
What's your poison?
I don't have a poison. But my drink of choice is, I believe it is called, "what-the-fuck-ever."
Can I commission you?
Hell nah, I ain't got no time to draw nothin.
What events will you be attending?
Ones I want to or may find amusing and/or appealing.
Have you visited the website?[furryweekend.com]
I can't recall, perhaps last summer. Though, my recollection of such a thing is hazy at best.
Can I hug you?
Hugs from the front? Appreciated. Hugs from the back? Stay away. (Unless I know you by name.)
How tall are you?
Tall enough...to partayyyy!
Are you nice? Or do you think so (no personal references needed)?
Haha, well that's just a matter of opinion. But I'm nice in spirit.
Are you friendly?
Depends. Are you creepy? Are you going to stalk me? Are you going to wait till I fall asleep then carve my face off and wear it around my family? If yes. Then no, not really.
But in all other circumstances, yes. I'm fucking friendly, now leave me alone.
How long are you going?
I believe we will be there from Friday to Sunday. Though it is spring break time for us here, so I wonder about it.
Do you have an artist table? If yes, what will you be selling?
Hell nah, if I did? I'd be selling black-tar heroin in plush form. The furry community could be very successful in trafficking drugs. Though probably less so, now that I outed the plan. *shrugs* Oh well.
Do you like parties?
Yes. Plain and simple.
Can I give you a gift?
Real talk? Yes. But only if it is between $1-5. Below $1, means I mean nothing to you. Above $5, means you want me to feel an obligation to be your friend. And fuck that noise.
On second thought, don't buy me anything. Just buy me food. I like food.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
How about this, if you want to get my attention so bad, then just walk up to me. Tap my shoulder, extend your hand, and introduce yourself. I will then proceed to take said hand and shake it firmly, showing mutual respect as well as a signal of my comprehension of sociological norms. I will give my name. And voila, instant friendship. It works like that.
Anything else?
Hmmmm...well, this is vague. There are a lot of things. A. Moulin Rouge theme? I will be orgasming the entire time. B. Third time here? Automatically consider myself an expert on all things FWA.
That's about all I care to delve into at this point. Woof.
Where it be.
Who will you be with?
Jojo, Kijan, and Medibun.
Do you do trades?
Hell yeah! I'll trade my Pikachu for your Charizard....Wait...what? I don't have enough badges!? NOOOOO!
What suits will you have?
None fool. I ain't got the money fo' that. Shooooot.
What is your gender?
Male. Is that important?
How old are you?
No comment. I don't think you need that information.
Can I talk to you?
Yes, but only if you are interesting. If you are creepy?
Stay away.
Can I buy you a drink?
Platonic drinks are lovely. No "I wanna do you" drinks please.
What's your poison?
I don't have a poison. But my drink of choice is, I believe it is called, "what-the-fuck-ever."
Can I commission you?
Hell nah, I ain't got no time to draw nothin.
What events will you be attending?
Ones I want to or may find amusing and/or appealing.
Have you visited the website?[furryweekend.com]
I can't recall, perhaps last summer. Though, my recollection of such a thing is hazy at best.
Can I hug you?
Hugs from the front? Appreciated. Hugs from the back? Stay away. (Unless I know you by name.)
How tall are you?
Tall enough...to partayyyy!
Are you nice? Or do you think so (no personal references needed)?
Haha, well that's just a matter of opinion. But I'm nice in spirit.
Are you friendly?
Depends. Are you creepy? Are you going to stalk me? Are you going to wait till I fall asleep then carve my face off and wear it around my family? If yes. Then no, not really.
But in all other circumstances, yes. I'm fucking friendly, now leave me alone.
How long are you going?
I believe we will be there from Friday to Sunday. Though it is spring break time for us here, so I wonder about it.
Do you have an artist table? If yes, what will you be selling?
Hell nah, if I did? I'd be selling black-tar heroin in plush form. The furry community could be very successful in trafficking drugs. Though probably less so, now that I outed the plan. *shrugs* Oh well.
Do you like parties?
Yes. Plain and simple.
Can I give you a gift?
Real talk? Yes. But only if it is between $1-5. Below $1, means I mean nothing to you. Above $5, means you want me to feel an obligation to be your friend. And fuck that noise.
On second thought, don't buy me anything. Just buy me food. I like food.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
How about this, if you want to get my attention so bad, then just walk up to me. Tap my shoulder, extend your hand, and introduce yourself. I will then proceed to take said hand and shake it firmly, showing mutual respect as well as a signal of my comprehension of sociological norms. I will give my name. And voila, instant friendship. It works like that.
Anything else?
Hmmmm...well, this is vague. There are a lot of things. A. Moulin Rouge theme? I will be orgasming the entire time. B. Third time here? Automatically consider myself an expert on all things FWA.
That's about all I care to delve into at this point. Woof.
I'm still planning on going and I'm loving the theme too! See ya there, yeah?