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14 years ago
Where are you staying? - At the Ramada a block away
What day are you getting there? - Late Friday
Who will you be with? -
wraywolfe 
rubberskunktoo
Do you do free art? - Sure, I do improvisational comedy, dramatic readings, voice impersonations, and can be bribed to do many more forms of artistry!
Do you do trades? - Only if you're awesome
Do you do commissions? - OK yeah fuck these artist-biased memes
Do you do badges? - Fuck you not everyone draws
What is your gender? - Dude
How old are you? - 25
Are you taken? - Nope!
What suits will you have? - My very snazzy sapphire blue suit will be coming down, and a surprise appearance from my new purple suit will I think make quite the impression.
Can I touch you? Sure, why not, just don't slap my ass or crotchgrab to say hello and we'll do just fine
Can I talk to you?
Yes but if my eyes are closed I'm breathing slowly but evenly and you're in my room I am probably asleep, so don't talk to me then!
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Not if I buy you drinks FIRST!
Can I give you lots of money?
A thousand bucks, by the hour.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Do you know me well enough for this to be appropriate? P.S. I AM SKINNY AND BONY do not reccomend snuggles from other bony people
How tall are you?
6'2" ! Tall motherfucker
You look pissed off out of suit can I come up to you?
Yeah I know some dick spilled his Kahlua all over it and I don't want to go to the drycleaners!!!
Are you nice?
NO FUCK YOU
Actually I can be alright, I get a little shy around new people but if it's ALL new people then I'll manage just fine 8)
Are you cliquey?
Insomuch as I like hanging out with people I already know, yeah. But I'm KEENLY aware at how much cliques such, so I'll try to include you in conversation!
Can I stalk you?
Only if we make a cool game of it with scoring and stuff. Nerf guns would be cool too.
Do you have an artist table?
My table is an accomplished artist but has instructed me not to release any information regarding their attending or not attending FC
Do you like parties?
That's part of the reason why I'm going, so YES YES OH GOD YES
If i see you, how should i get your attention?
Say "HEY RAEMUZ" and wave your arms frantically, jumping up and down.
Can I hang out with you?
Yeah sure! I always love hanging out with furries, feel free to stop on by!
How can I find you?
Look for a tall blonde guy in a crazy, colorful getup. That'll probably be me!
What day are you getting there? - Late Friday
Who will you be with? -
wraywolfe 
rubberskunktooDo you do free art? - Sure, I do improvisational comedy, dramatic readings, voice impersonations, and can be bribed to do many more forms of artistry!
Do you do trades? - Only if you're awesome
Do you do commissions? - OK yeah fuck these artist-biased memes
Do you do badges? - Fuck you not everyone draws
What is your gender? - Dude
How old are you? - 25
Are you taken? - Nope!
What suits will you have? - My very snazzy sapphire blue suit will be coming down, and a surprise appearance from my new purple suit will I think make quite the impression.
Can I touch you? Sure, why not, just don't slap my ass or crotchgrab to say hello and we'll do just fine
Can I talk to you?
Yes but if my eyes are closed I'm breathing slowly but evenly and you're in my room I am probably asleep, so don't talk to me then!
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Not if I buy you drinks FIRST!
Can I give you lots of money?
A thousand bucks, by the hour.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Do you know me well enough for this to be appropriate? P.S. I AM SKINNY AND BONY do not reccomend snuggles from other bony people
How tall are you?
6'2" ! Tall motherfucker
You look pissed off out of suit can I come up to you?
Yeah I know some dick spilled his Kahlua all over it and I don't want to go to the drycleaners!!!
Are you nice?
NO FUCK YOU
Actually I can be alright, I get a little shy around new people but if it's ALL new people then I'll manage just fine 8)
Are you cliquey?
Insomuch as I like hanging out with people I already know, yeah. But I'm KEENLY aware at how much cliques such, so I'll try to include you in conversation!
Can I stalk you?
Only if we make a cool game of it with scoring and stuff. Nerf guns would be cool too.
Do you have an artist table?
My table is an accomplished artist but has instructed me not to release any information regarding their attending or not attending FC
Do you like parties?
That's part of the reason why I'm going, so YES YES OH GOD YES
If i see you, how should i get your attention?
Say "HEY RAEMUZ" and wave your arms frantically, jumping up and down.
Can I hang out with you?
Yeah sure! I always love hanging out with furries, feel free to stop on by!
How can I find you?
Look for a tall blonde guy in a crazy, colorful getup. That'll probably be me!
