A loud conversation I overheard this weekend between two slightly intoxicated guys from a nearby bar on the beach:

1- Hey Steve! I saw that chick this weekend!
2- What chick dude?
1- Uh....... the hot one!
2- Um.... uh....
1- The blonde one from that party! The one where the cops came!
2- ........
1- .....uh..... the one with the big tits!
2- Oh........ yeah....... Yeah! Yeah! I remember her, dude those things were huge!
1- Guess what?
2- What?
1- I plowed her last night!
2- No F***ing way dude! *highfives* Nice score man!

What a way for a guy to remember you huh? Those things must have been huge to make such an impression on them.....