THE UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS QUIZ

Rules:
You must answer everything truthfully or whoever you got this from can slap you in the face. Unless, y'know, you're good at lying. No embarrassed/laughing/otherwise emoticons allowed! No explaining or elaborating! Just your answer, in as few words as possible!
Also, we know everyone masturbates and everyone has embarrassing designs on their underwear. Don't lie to us. OK, GO GO GO!

What color are your underwear/panties?
black

Do they have a design?
nope

what color are your socks?
grey

Is there a design on them?
No.

Are you a virgin?
no

Happy that way?
Ay.

What is your favorite sex position?
Reverse cowgirl?Doggystyle? I need to have more experience.

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Entirely bi.

Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)?
Well, I don't go find the hentai sites, but I certainly look at the cartoon porn on here.

Real porn?
Occasionally, but mostly when I'm looking for a laugh and looking at weird stuff. Never to get off.

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Hell yeah.

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Of course

Who was your first kiss with?
First one of importance, my ex

Are they of the opposite sex?
Ay.

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yeah.

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Yeah, actually.

What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
Raise an eyebrow and close the door. And then see if this turns into a three way relationship or if we have a lot of things to discuss regarding loyalty.

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No piercings in my ears, either

Do you have any tattoos?
None

If so, where?
NA

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope.

Ever done any illegal drugs?
Don't think so

If so, which ones?
NA

Have you ever cheated on someone?
No.

Ever been cheated on?
Nope.

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Ay.

Do you own any sex toys?
Yup.

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Don't think so.

Have you ever masturbated?
*snrk* Let's go with yes.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Indeed I did.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Yup.

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
It's what I spend most of my free time doing lately.

Do you swear in front of your parents?
occasionally. Then again, Dad's from quebec.

Do they care?
Mom does. Again, Dad's from Quebec. I keep it down much as I can though.

Are you uncomfortable yet?
Too hopped up on Codeine to be.

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Entirely.

Tag some bitches.
Eeeeehhhh. Another time maybe.