I would like one.

Ohhh I'd love to get one!

so when you say "short story" do you mean a short story of sexual nature?

Most definitely.

A merchant deer gets raided by a group of carnivorous bandits (maybe a bear, a wolf, a Komodo dragon, and a tiger) while he's making his way through a forest pass. After they divvy up his goods, they take turns "using him" for several days, after which they plan to kill him and make a meal of him. While others use him for their own pleasure, one particular bandit takes genuine interest in him (even manually stimulating him to release at the same time he mounts him, something the others don't even bother to do), and eventually pities the deer's fate. So, the bandit decides to give the deer a bag of gold (his share of the spoils) and secretly sets him free so he could escape in the cover of night. When the stunned deer asks him why he's doing this the bandit delivers a kiss and simply tells him to run.

Several years later, the bandit is in prison, with rumors that he will soon be executed for his crimes. However, when the guards lead him out of his prison cell he comes face to face with the same deer that he had released. the guards state that the funds have been transferred. Then it hits the bandit that the deer has paid a bribe for his release.

Outside, as they walk towards a waiting carriage, before the former bandit can say anything, the deer kisses him full on the mouth then with a naughty grin tells him that as he had paid for his release it falls under slave purchasing in regards to the law; meaning the bandit now belongs to the deer.

Hmmm, yes. I do believe I can work with this.

Kind of reminds me of this image of a wolf getting his tail worked in a loving but forceful manner by a deer.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5600633/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7414413/

You are freaking amazing dude. Massive Kudos.

I take it you liked it?

It was a fine read, though rather..economical in detail. The dialogue and the character interactions were well put together and the story had an easy, lean pacing so the sparse details can be overlooked. I suspect my nitpick comes from the matter of differing expectations and tastes. Nonetheless, overall it was an enjoyable read, especially how you've made the main character more sympathetic by portraying him as a lovable oaf, which while not diminishing the magnitude of his crime makes his later remorse feel all the more genuine as he did not know any better when he committed the deed.

I'd love to get a request, as well!

How about a quick sex story of me and my friend.
Me http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7027998/
My friend http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6994640/
We meet online. I ask him to come to my place and we have some hot, nasty fun.

Dungeon Masters often have a bad habit of using the old device of "You all meet in a tavern" instead of going through the trouble of getting all the characters introduced to one another. If, in the softly flickering light of candles and torches, a guy had a standing challenge to arm wrestle anyone who thought they could beat him, loser buys the winner a drink, how would he feel when a big, burly bull sat down opposite him and set his elbow on the tabletop with a broad grin?

This has potential. Yes, I can see it now...

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7399995/

Oooo! *goes and reads*

Here's an idea, Zig. I'm trying to keep this somewhat generic so that you aren't being given large profiles of text...that and I don't feel like I should saddle you with my own characters. Not that I'm too confident about how this'll go, but...well, hey, you never know what inspires someone.


Far into the past, in a plain populated by minotaurs of old, big, strong, strapping beings, are banishing one of their own to the ends of time for using his magics to try and change the world. Though they have no problems with a lack of garb or a preference for one gender or another, it's going too far to make the males stop wearing anything, and even moreso to make one only want one gender...

In a city populated by superheroes and supervillains, as a team of villains attempt to gain access to the source of time, their portal malfunctions and a lone bovine mage appears from it in the prime of his life. Though he proclaims his allegiance to them, and his accent is sexy for them to listen to, the villains have no idea what they have unleashed...

I can already see the hijinks ensuing.

Hijinks involving Casual Nudity Fridays I imagine...and every other day too.

Have you ever done a tragedy?

Not so far, but I figure it's about time I tried doing one.

May I have a story myself plz?

Drunken bull and horse comparing "equipment" in a bar bathroom. :p

A concise and naughty idea

I'd like one.

Well there's this story idea i had with a warrior tauren and his blind monk brother.

Nomadic minotaur culture in the blasted steppes of a huge peninsula covered in the ruins of an ancient, supermagical civilization that was mysteriously destroyed in 3 days about a thousand years ago. Go.

Going.