And guess what? So is the Nostalgia Critic! I met him at a bus station on the way home from a friend's house, and then I treated him to lunch and he said he was going to FC to meet the furries and I'm like hey! I'm a furry! So he's like cool, I'll buy you a ticket! Then my mom finds out and says no, and then I wake up... fucking dreams. Fucking sisters watching Critic videos while I'm sleeping. Fucking blurry lines between fantasy and reality!

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So yeah, I'm not really going to FC. Have fun, y'all.