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My mum.
13 years ago
Well.. She told me she was going out for 'some' drinks..
She stumbled in with a KEBAB.. Dropping it everywhere.. Drunk a fuck!
I was like o.e REALLY? She laughed at me because I was wearing my glasses..
I thought I looked sexeh. ;-;
Then me and my brother upstairs! we spent like an hour on the stairs.
JESUS! Then the next day which was today.. She was like laughing still..
And then we went to pizza Hut and she went on about how much of a Dipshit i am xD
OUTLOUD infront of everyone..
The most embarrassing thing she said was when I Pee'd up the side of David Beckham's car.
NO LIE. We were at MacDonald's, she wanted an autograph for me and my brother and sister.. I was like 3-4?
And My mum put me down.. I needed a pee, Yea. Go figure :)
I didn't believe my mum.. But turn's out it is true.
That was my past 2 day's.
She stumbled in with a KEBAB.. Dropping it everywhere.. Drunk a fuck!
I was like o.e REALLY? She laughed at me because I was wearing my glasses..
I thought I looked sexeh. ;-;
Then me and my brother upstairs! we spent like an hour on the stairs.
JESUS! Then the next day which was today.. She was like laughing still..
And then we went to pizza Hut and she went on about how much of a Dipshit i am xD
OUTLOUD infront of everyone..
The most embarrassing thing she said was when I Pee'd up the side of David Beckham's car.
NO LIE. We were at MacDonald's, she wanted an autograph for me and my brother and sister.. I was like 3-4?
And My mum put me down.. I needed a pee, Yea. Go figure :)
I didn't believe my mum.. But turn's out it is true.
That was my past 2 day's.
