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You're Not a Snowflake, Issue 1
14 years ago
Oh hello dear readers, I thought I should join the massive group of people flapping their noise holes about something on FA, but instead of letting you know how great I am, I will tell you instead how silly people are, or rather, unflappably insane in their adulation of the most bland and tepid kinds of things that pass as public discourse these days.
So!
You are not a snowflake, random artist who draws web comics about women doing stereotypical women things, and men being stereotypical males. I'm pretty sure someone back in Greece thought of that first, but I think their own ego boost from it was, perhaps, a little more deserved than yours is. Just by a bit!
How many more borish comics and one-shots will I have to see talking about someone becoming unstable during her period, while a baffled male condescendingly puts up with her? Or then again, there's always the frightfully spastic female character, let's not forget about that. Stir in some beefcake stoic male with no dimension and we have ourselves three characters for a webcomic, and another can be added when we put the loser male in that is supposed to be a replacement for the author or members of the audience so they can convince themselves, naturally, they have a chance with whatever herpderpy spazz woman we can butcher is put in next! Of course, this is just a small example of the kind of butchery that goes on with this sort of thing.
All I can say is, even if it's based off of you, irl, it's not funny. Give us something that's actually interesting, even an anecdote that doesn't end in a totally predictable stereotype. Please. Please do this, the angel is begging you!
Guys act stupid. Women get their period. These are immutable laws of nature. Stop making these stupid things, you're not clever, and anyone who pretends it's insightful or witty probably breathes from their mouth.
The end!
So!
You are not a snowflake, random artist who draws web comics about women doing stereotypical women things, and men being stereotypical males. I'm pretty sure someone back in Greece thought of that first, but I think their own ego boost from it was, perhaps, a little more deserved than yours is. Just by a bit!
How many more borish comics and one-shots will I have to see talking about someone becoming unstable during her period, while a baffled male condescendingly puts up with her? Or then again, there's always the frightfully spastic female character, let's not forget about that. Stir in some beefcake stoic male with no dimension and we have ourselves three characters for a webcomic, and another can be added when we put the loser male in that is supposed to be a replacement for the author or members of the audience so they can convince themselves, naturally, they have a chance with whatever herpderpy spazz woman we can butcher is put in next! Of course, this is just a small example of the kind of butchery that goes on with this sort of thing.
All I can say is, even if it's based off of you, irl, it's not funny. Give us something that's actually interesting, even an anecdote that doesn't end in a totally predictable stereotype. Please. Please do this, the angel is begging you!
Guys act stupid. Women get their period. These are immutable laws of nature. Stop making these stupid things, you're not clever, and anyone who pretends it's insightful or witty probably breathes from their mouth.
The end!
