Dancing in Fursuits?
14 years ago
No matter HOW well you dance.. you're still a furry. I mean, you can't do these great moves and think you look all badass when you're dressed in a fox suit. Sorry, buddy. Nothing but furry pussy for you tonight. D;
Durock
~durock
???.... I can understand the fox thing, BUT where is the pussy in this fandom?... :/ Cuz I can't find it....Or them...
ZacharySebastian
~zacharysebastian
OP
You don't need the pussy in this fandom.. Well, some. -Pelvic thrusts, indicating his mangina.-
Durock
~durock
Oh thar it is~ *groping playfully at his thighs*
ZacharySebastian
~zacharysebastian
OP
Cunt, ho! -giggles, making a mating call.-
Durock
~durock
Oh such vulgarity~ *purrs squeezing him roughly* <3
ZacharySebastian
~zacharysebastian
OP
-Snickers, tackling his legs and humping 'em.- Oh you know eet bby. ;P Not so rough, I'm fragile. o3o
Durock
~durock
Oooh... *rumbles tracing lines along his sides*.... I'll try to be this oh so called `Gentle`~....
ZacharySebastian
~zacharysebastian
OP
-Giggles!- You better. Can't you read the sticker?! -Pokes his butt out, showing off a yellow sticker that reads, "Handle with Care".- >:o
Durock
~durock
I got you another~ *pulling one from his pocket reading 'If Your on My ass, You'd better be pulling My hair'
ZacharySebastian
~zacharysebastian
OP
Slap it on there! -wags the booty-
Durock
~durock
*GENTLY pats it onto his 'bumper'*
ZacharySebastian
~zacharysebastian
OP
OH GOOD LORD THE PAIN! -screams and falls on the ground.- x3
Durock
~durock
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