As usual, FC was the most ridiculous insane con of the year.
Between the 17.5 hour drive down, room juggling on the first night, drunken fursuit repair, pretend rollin, shoafin the boat, drunken dbz dance fighting, titty refusal, Creepy Joe creepin all up ons  akonite,  Tibolf and  recca, copious amounts of cigarettes, poop quest, Hydration, UHmazing sushi, tactlessly hittin on all the straight furs, trolling the dance comp, failing miserably to give  darkshift an edge, injectin banyas with  doryuu and  howee, sharing Jameson with Kishna (wut is that gurl's FA?), dealing with continuous obligatory con drama, the 18 hour drive home through salty as fuck lv 3 x-factor Storm's bullshit PMS apocolypse and just hanging out with all the people I love most, I'm pretty fucking content.

And of course, Team Salt.

I had an amazing time and I'll see all you fuzzbizzles at FWA.

HUUUUUUGE unbelievable thanks to  wolfpuptk  Metro  Forneus  ISOwolf  Tsukaza and Big (FA?).
Without their incredible generosity I would not have made it to FC.
Forevers in your debt I am.


So  CorranFox and I hit an apocolyptic snowstorm in the northwest on the way back, extending our return home by several hours (barring a quest for oil, GPS chicken wrap shenanigans, chili dogs, saturating the Walgreen's bathroom, getting sprayed in the mouth by an automatic air freshener, ghetto Loveline and salty beetles trying to kill us).
The reason for an early return being me having to be at work early Tuesday morning.
So of course, like a complete fool acting like someone who hasnt been around snow their entire fucking life, I ended up with my low profile, innertube racing tire, car, sideways in a 5ft ditch.
Because of the snowstorm, all state police and AAA towing trucks are on emergency calls only (injury, blocking freeway). Because I'm a worthless mooch piece of crap, I cant afford to have a local company tow it without my Paypal debit which of course is still in the mail.
So I've been at Corran's place, laying low and trying as hard as I can not to let this stress get to me.
Theres plenty of distractions and Corran and JD's generosity to help, which I greatly appreciate.

But... ugh... Its gettin hard to keep waiting...
They are doing a damn good job of stopping my last escape.


Also, with nothing better to do, I started playin FFXI again. >:V